Things That Annoy You

SO MUCH BETTER than cigarette smoke.

 

I hope you’re being sarcastic…, ‘cause….. No, it absolutely isn’t. They’re both equally nauseating.

 

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

Or, so I've read.

 

Since we are getting close to that stupid day - these jackasses really annoy me:

 

Bro, it's their one thing. The only thing they have in their lives. Cut 'em some slack.

 

I know but they look so damn stupid in those tuxes and top hats!

 

Idiots.

My neighbors.

 

The really short guy on the end in the backrow should have done something such as add padding to his hat so the hat would have sat higher on his head.

 

The 2 guys right behind the podium have the best beards, so why aren't they holding the varmint?

 

Amazon Prime is now including commercials on content. You have to pay another $3 a month to get the non ad service.

 

Just Bezos squeezing a few more billion out of people. Making 7.9 million an hour last year just wasn't enough.

 

Maybe the guys behind the Podium have Seniority or something else going for them so they don't have to handle the varmint.

For this type of analysis, it would be helpful if there was a series of group photos over the years to show who was featured or demoted or was dropped from the group photo to show who gained and who lost power - importance. Similar to how analysis of group photos is/was done for leadership in China, North Korea, USSR, Russia etc over the years.


In the picture that we are discussing, there are 6 in the front row and 9 in the back row. If holding the varmint is considered a symbol of power in the group, then it would be logical to place that person in the center of the back row behind the Podium on a milk crate to show that he is on a level above the rest of the group. It would require two milk crates for the really short guy.

 

Thank you Mango - I knew I could count on you for your thorough analysis on this critical topic.

 

Outside of the dorks with their tuxes and top hats for Groundhog Day, nothing else is really annoying me at the minute.

However @VanityHalfBlack - dumbass kids with a certain hairstyle is what is annoying him...

 

They're terrified.

 

People that just text or message me my own name

Them: Rocket .. . . . .
Me: . . . .. .
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Them: Rocket .. . . . .
Me: . . . .. .
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Me: . . . .. .
Them: Rocket .. . . . .
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Me: . .. . IT'S A DAMN TEXT WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT!!!!! You don't have to wait til I respond!

Rocket River
I will generally not respond

 

Every gym seems to have at least one guy, usually older, that does minimal exercising and spends all of his time trying to chat up and distract as many people as possible. You think wearing headphones stops these monsters?? Think again.

 

What sort of lunatic does this?

 

It's probably that guy from the other similar thread that loves to chat up randos. ****ing weirdos man.