For Steamer's Shame to Star Seed: A Sensible Supplication

Dusty's shitty job at managing this team isn't worth sacrificing our integrity, dignity, and IQ, y'all. The Houston Astros are dynastic, rad as ****, and the greatest God damn baseball team in the cosmos.

... And, crucially, have always had the most humble, nuanced, hilarious, and down right babealicious fans this side of the Mendoza line - that is, up until their recent Reign.

It's time we cut all this whiny, entitled, lame ass, and frankly completely r****ded bullshit.

Let us return our fandom to its former glory and rightful place as the paragon of righteous mangs.

Houston demands it of us.
The 'Stros demand it of us
Baseball demands it of us.
God demands it of us.

Will we once again demand it of ourselves, lest we become slaves to our own suggestion?
Will we represent the Dirty 3rd, lest we languish in douchery like the fan from those other coasts?

What say ye, my mangs?

 

Reason from a reasonable man.
Keeping it real from a real fan.

 

Another submission for nominee for The Star Seed Award, this time from Brother Palmer @napalm06 :

Ain't you ever get tired
Of keeping count of them scars?
Why don't you set your bar
A little higher?

 

Even after the Astronomical win last night, I'm seeing waaaaaay too much low IQ, low integrity, low class posting here this morning.

Come on, guys. We talked about this.

Don't worry, have a Lifetime Achievement in Star Seed Award.

Nominating you for the award every year just wouldn't be fair.

 

The team is in, but some of the fans here need to use Game 162 today to round themselves into PostSeason form.

Let us rise to the occasion and fly through the cosmos of righteous Fandom! Go 'Stros!

 

There's gold in this here thread! (at least since SkankGate blew open)

Mazel Tov to all involved, from psychological breakdowns of our division rivals' collective inferiority complex all the way down to corporate employee uniform-based burns.

Well done, I say.

https://bbs.clutchfans.net/threads/2023-alw-sprint-to-the-finish.320777/page-24#post-14842063

 

Boy, did she ever!

Thank you for being a model 'Stros Fan and citizen the Cosmos.

And, of course: All due praise be unto Nana, without whose sacrifice, courage under fire, and ability to take a hot one on her sweet punim none of this would even be possible.