[Official] Astros @ Brewers

Especially if I can shotgun a beer first

 

Houser is cruising.

 

Apparently, the Astros don't hit well against pitchers with beards.

 

This is hard work.

 

Not looking good today. Low pitch count so no hope of trying luck with bullpen as well.

 

Coming up on 15 innings w/ 0 runs scored...

 

One hit so far. That’s great

 

"We'd have won state. No doubt in my mind."

 

The Astros don't hit a guy with a beard
The Astros don't hit a guy that throws weird
The Astros don't hit guys who throw with their right.
The Astros at the plate are a pitiful sight.

 

If the Astros would have spread those 12 runs out over 3 games this could have been a sweep.

 

Let's hope we don't have to play them in the World Series.

 

Bielakster does it again.

 

Once again Brandon Bielak does his job and keeps us in the game through 5, not his fault this offense is limp against RHP.

It's honestly a miracle we've done this well record wise with this roster's offensive ineptitude against righties, Tucker, Yordan and the scrubs.

 

They need to take advantage of this error

 

Bregs wondering how Dubon didn’t tear his hammy there

 

Here’s our chance!

 

I think Altuve is to the offense what Maldy is to the pitching - a mystical talisman that somehow is responsible for all success on his side of the ball. Except there is actual evidence of Jose’s contributions.

 

Ok this is it fellas

 

Here come the runs.


I had Taco Bell for lunch.