Humanity is DOOMED

Smrter sexbots?

Wen sandwich making enhancement?

 

You need to step away from Rimworld for a few days.

 

I don't know what Rimworld is, and I'm pretty much afraid to ask. The answer could go one of 2 ways.

 

Oh, you'd like it. You can even play it on the ranch.

 

So Thibodeax is drinking at the bar one day, and a traveler passing through comes in. They start talking and getting along, so Thibs says

"You don't need a motel, why don't you come over tonight, we're having a party, you can spend the night there and head out in the morning."

"Well that's mighty gracious of you, can I bring anything?"

"Nah...we got everything. There'll be some eating, and some drinking, and some dancing, maybe some fighting, and a little f****ng."

"Shoot, that sounds fun", says the traveler, "what time should I show up?"

"Oh it don't matter, it'll just be the two of us."

 

That looks like JJ Watt's fatter, older, toothier uncle

 

Nah, just Tom Thibodeau creepily showing emotion.

 

Hah...I missed that, because I didn't really remember what he looks like, but now I can't unsee it.

eta: in my defense, does that NOT look like JJ Watt's fat happy uncle?

 

Forgettable night?

 

After a few years (eta: it's been 15!), Tom Thibs is absolutely forgettable as a member of the Rockets Org, yes.

Especially for someone who pays middling attention to the NBA in general.

 

Is there a mod to grow vatmeat???

 

Your StarTrek replicator will happen in your children's lifetime, so take solace (soylence?) on that.

 

I’ll see it eventually.

I’m going to have my head frozen and bequeath my fortune to the descendent who can resurrect me in a clone of my immortal 28 year old body.

 

Well, thank you Ted Williams. I'm sure it'll work out.

 

They have no fear. This is only the beginning.

 

Coming to Houston next. Their parking lot is on West Alabama and Montrose and they have about 30 cars in there already.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-...on-cruise-self-driving-rideshare-18091996.php