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Your Momma is So Clutchfans... (jokes)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PhiSlammaJamma, May 18, 2023.

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  1. napalm06

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    Yo momma so Clutchfans she wants every single free agent that comes available.
     
    #61 napalm06, May 19, 2023
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    Yo momma so clutchfans, she's got an alternate personality and calls it Margrave
     
    #62 napalm06, May 19, 2023
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    yo momma so clutchfans she wants Fatty back
     
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    yo momma is so clutchfans - she follows Burt Steele.
     
    #64 kjayp, May 19, 2023
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    yo momma so clutchfans she's been wearing the same crusty panties since 1999.

    yo momma so clutchfans she pisses ketchup and mustard.

    yo momma so clutchfans she would have drafted Harold Miner over Robert Horry.
     
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    Your momma so Clutchfans she tried to do a layup and ran out of talent
     
    #66 WestendMassive, May 19, 2023
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    yo momma so clutchfans she pages cyberx.
     
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    yo momma so clutchfans, she says "what's up unsorted?"
     
    #68 napalm06, May 19, 2023
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    Yo momma so Clutchfans she still seeding torrents of R2K highlights
     
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    your momma is so clutchfans... she actually thinks that the time they spent together was meaningful and James is going to come back to her - and raise the kids! (...on a sweetheart deal that isnt going to require a 4 year max contract - and even if it does - he's worth it!)


    lol!
     
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    Yo momma so Clutchfans she joined the Outta Control Punjabis

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    yuh mama sooo clutchfans everytime i bang her she screams idiot! idiot!
     
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    Your momma so clutchfans, she believes any offensive set

    besides the iso is illegal offense call the T!
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    upload_2023-5-20_17-16-1.jpeg
     
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    yo mama so Clutchfans she bought an Air Langhi hair dryer
     
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    Your mama so ClutchFans she played AAU ball with Josh Smith and Dwight Howard - but you probably already heard that.
     
    #75 topfive, May 21, 2023
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    Yo mamma so clutchfans she knows the value of used hair gel, and also knows her rights
     
    #76 napalm06, May 21, 2023
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    yo mama so clutchfans that she's called mama seal--and you keep being clubbed.
     
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    Yo momma is so clutchfans she turns yo daddy on with hula hoops and kinky lingerie
     
    #78 Tfor3, May 21, 2023
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    Yo momma is so clutchfans she got shot in the leg on a fast food run after arriving late from an away game.
     
    #79 Tfor3, May 21, 2023
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    Yo momma is so clutchfans that she got it so bad for Udoka
     
    #80 Tfor3, May 21, 2023
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