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Braided Hair Jalen vs. Pony Tail Bush Jalen

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Futron, Nov 18, 2022.

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Which Jalen Green Hairstyle produces the best on court stats?

  1. Bushy Pony Tail Jalen

    14 vote(s)
    60.9%

  2. Braided Hair Jalen

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Future Dreadlocks Jalen

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%

  4. Future Bald Jordan Jalen

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%

  5. It doesn't matter which hairstyle he rocks

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
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  1. Futron

    Futron Member

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    Apparently braided hair Jalen is.....
    Not Good :(

    Someone should actually do a stats review of all games Jalen had braided hair vs. non braided hair games.
     
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  2. Reeko

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    those braids were too tight and were cutting off circulation to his head

    those braids had Jalen in a headlock
     
    #2 Reeko, Nov 18, 2022
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  3. Futron

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    :D
     
    #3 Futron, Nov 18, 2022
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    Bushy!!!!
     
    #4 maj21, Nov 18, 2022
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  5. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    Hair doesn't matter. What he needs is a beard.
     
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  6. kingkingston

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    he had some great form when he first went the braids last season
     
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  7. heypartner

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    It was the San Diego jerseys
     
    #7 heypartner, Nov 18, 2022
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    Maybe it's the shoes
     
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  9. Futron

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    Didn't even think of that! :eek:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Futron

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    Now that looks like a dangerous scorer!

    Someone should tweet him that! :cool:
     
    #11 Futron, Nov 19, 2022
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  12. ThatBoyNick

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    butt-plug Jalen is where it's at
     
    #12 ThatBoyNick, Nov 19, 2022
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  13. Salvy

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    I agree, just need him to eat more doughnuts and the transformation will be complete...
     
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  14. Futron

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    :eek:
     
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    I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel confident Jalen can't grow a full beard that connects.

    I just can't see it.
     
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    He's going to have to gain like another 15 lbs of muscle to make it look a bit more intimidating.
     
    #16 fchowd0311, Nov 19, 2022
  17. red5rocket

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    They were clogging the paint on Jalen. Anytime he drive, there was one or two guys coming over to help. Nice game planning by Indy. He’ll adjust.
     
    #17 red5rocket, Nov 19, 2022
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    The kid cracks me up.
     
    #18 conquistador#11, Nov 19, 2022
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    I vote for beard too
     
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  20. KingCheetah

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    Jalen can't grow a beard yet.
     
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