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The Boy who ruined Christmas

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Dec 25, 2021.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    So I have a baby brother who is legitimately a moron. I'm the oldest of 4, with 8 nieces and nephews. All ready to go to Mom's for Christmas. Both my sister from Katy & my Brother from Atascocita were en route.

    And then the moron calls.

    After hanging out with me all day yesterday, he calls our mom and says he is severely ill and I may be exposed...

    So everything gets cancelled until mid-January. At Best.

    Because the moron is hungover...

    Here's a pic of him. Feel free to come up with a great pic of him with "The Boy who Ruined Christmas." It will be shared.

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  2. CrazyJoeDavola

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    FYI, the family "airing of grievances" is more of a Festivus tradition than a Christmas one
     
  3. Ubiquitin

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    Is he dying or hung over though
     
  4. Francis3422

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    Too much broad sexxin last night?
     
  5. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    The part that eats at my craw is he knows he's a whiny b****.

    He needs to go to the train station.
     
  6. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Ugh. I've actually been a hair depressed today. Everyone in my family tucked tail & hid due to the Train Station moron.

    Thankfully, a girl is coming over because she feels bad for me. She just called so I'll let her respond.

    Merry CHRISTmas everyone!! I like to put CHRIST in caps because he is the reason for the season. I just got here from celebrating with my Jewish friends family. Apparently, it's a thing for Jewish people to eat at Chinese restaurants on CHRISTmas day. I thought that was interesting. Anyways, I enjoyed meeting her dad and sister. Her dad and I are in the same business so it was a nice surprise. I hope all of you are having a wonderful CHRISTmas as well. Over and out.
     
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    He looks like a healthy, cool version of you -- plus he has a huge tire.
     
  8. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    He has a nice rack...
     
  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'll say this. I don't get depressed. But I needed her to come by for company. I was sincerely disappointed. I bought so many gifts and they were all ready boxed up and ready to go.

    30 minutes and this shithead ruins it.
     
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    i think he's my favorite fatty
     
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  13. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    you boxed up JCI gift cards? Seems excessive.
     
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  14. jo mama

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    tell your bro that the baggy pants fad is dead. its all about skinny jeans now.

    also, if he is going to pee in his pants tell him to wear darker colors.

    also, based on some of that tattoo work may i assume that your brother has been to prison?
     
  15. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    He cried like he always does.

    He is the quintessential Millennial. Even my son makes fun of him.
     
  16. Two Sandwiches

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    Well, at least we know he ain't gay
     
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    With grey hair?
     
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  18. The Captain

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    Is he from Iowa?
     
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  19. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I bet he sidelines as an Ed Hardy sequined jeans model.
     
  20. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'm not a sentimental guy, and I don't think I get depressed. But having Christmas taken away yesterday with my family sucked. I always spend time getting gifts for all 20 of them... Ok. Closer to 12ish. (literally have a laundry sack of lousy presents.) It did get to me a bit. Really didn't want to be alone. Thankful that my friend Kim was willing to come by and make the day better. She had other plans, but chose to come by and cheer me up. I love that. Sometimes the little things make a big difference.
     
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