Remember that time he traded Adelman’s safety blanket Rafer Alston who started every game and played over 30 minutes for a backup nobody named Kyle Lowry in order to force the coach to start Aaron Brooks and play him more?
He would first invite Battier to a Battioke Contest and then duel him in a Ping Pong match while stroking his triple Chin.
Morey would trade Sengun for Carmelo Anthony and waive Tate. Trade all of our number 1 picks for Sabonis and Turner. Then he would sign Dragic next season to a 7 year max deal.
He would get so depressed from all the losing that he would go to Taco Bell and order the 10 pack and eat all 10 tacos at once and keep getting fatter and fatter until we make the playoffs
What changes need to be made? Everything seems to be going according to plan to me. This is exactly what Daryl would be doing
Left Sengun and Garuba overseas, made KPJ so upset he would refuse to play, hold Green hostage for three first round picks while not playing him, and demand the team shoot more threes no matter their percentage, demand two first round picks for EG before finally settling on a protected second rounder in 2027 at the deadline.