[Deserves it’s own thread] Chandler Parsons named his new child Rocket!

This only works if she becomes a professional athlete. No normal person is called Rocket. She better turn out to be a softball pitcher or a tennis player.

 

That's a really shitty name

Like even when naming a dog, you're supposed to imagine what it would sound like calling for them in front of other people. "Come here Rocket! Rocket get over here" isn't supposed to pass the test...

 

or raggely knees

 

Parson’s injuries really took him down, I don’t think there was a motivation problem, he just couldn’t be the player he wanted to be anymore. But the Memphis contract was truly baffling.

 

Rocket Rose: "Daddy you have so much money. You must have been a multiple time All-star"

Chandler: " Um uh yeah with the Memphis Grizzlies"

 

Hm...

Rocket Parsons, Maverick Parsons, Grizzly Parsons.

 

Hope she goes by her middle name.

 

We should hire Parsons to be an assistant coach or player development coach

 

Still don’t understand why everybody hates him. Any sane person would have taken that offer from Dallas. Morey still had a chance to match that but decided not to.

 

Yes! We need to develop more guys that come in full blast as great defensive talents only to abandon great defense in aims of getting overpaid with unsustainable offense!

 

Why are some of you people so miserable? It's a child for goodness sake.. Congrats to Chandler and his wife.

 

Had nothing to do with that (although it stung that it was the Mavericks of all teams). It was more about him immediately talking trash on Houston and calling it a dirty city.

 

And they had to compete with Portland to give it to him.
From the Blazers' perspective it's one of the greatest dodged bullets of all time.

 

Scrolled past this comment but had to come back and like it lol

 

Like Maverick Carter

 

Mavericks and Grizzlies thought he was Luka, Before Luka was in the League

Grizzlies GM was victim to Parsons 10 3s vs the Grizzlies while Chandler was a Rocket

Rockets got the Best out of Chandler Parsons Rookie deal, Chandler used to defend as a Rookie, when he had pimples.

 

Remember when Parsons was better than Marcus Morris? And Mchale said Morris’s defense was horrible, he couldn’t stay in an NBA rotation and acted like there’s no way he could play both?

Wow that Mchale is freaking IDIOT! Wonder why no one has hired him as a HC?

That is all.

 

It's the same as talking trash on your wife after a divorce. He was hurt.