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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Are amazing. Kept my shirt on. Nipples might have been hard.
     
    #1 CCorn, Nov 12, 2014
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    I asked you to stay out of my house, Taco!
     
    #2 LonghornFan, Nov 12, 2014
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  4. Roc Paint

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    Is this the only time you kept your shirt on?
     
    #4 Roc Paint, Nov 12, 2014
  5. CCorn

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    It was at a customers establishment. I try to stay clothed in those situations.
     
    #5 CCorn, Nov 12, 2014
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    Tried one out in Bangkok recently.

    It feel okayy
     
    #6 peleincubus, Nov 12, 2014
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    Did you also try other things in Bangkok?
     
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  8. Rocketman95

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    Yes, hence the need for a bidet.
     
    #8 Rocketman95, Nov 12, 2014
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    The fact that you left your shirt on makes it all the more perverse
     
    #9 crossover, Nov 12, 2014
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    Did you sit reverse cowgirl?
     
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    @CCorn was actually right about something. Bidets are the legit. Only problem is when I have to take a **** in a toilet without a bidet feature, because then I feel gross.
     
    #11 Haymitch, Jul 7, 2021
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    was schitting at mall with a bidet. fantastic feeling. took real good care of me. didn't even have to shower when i got home.
     
    #13 Jontro, Jul 7, 2021
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    I love president Bidet
     
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  15. CCorn

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    I made this thread from the bidet in the women’s restroom at Eculent in Kemah. Not sure if they still have a bidet though.

    https://www.eculent.com/

    You’re welcome.
     
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    OP eats per shirt pics
     
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  17. CCorn

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    While on a bidet
     
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    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    I still haven’t made it there. What’s wrong with me? I will make it to the Willows Inn in the next week, so I guess I’m OK.
     
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  19. CCorn

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    Do they have a bidet?
     
    #19 CCorn, Jul 7, 2021
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    I have heard for so long people sing the praises of bidets. My wife finally bought one last year that we installed. After using it for weeks I decided that it didn't necessarily make me feel any cleaner, and I did not use less toilet paper drying my ass than I did wiping it. It wasn't a cheap bidet, either. It was a Tushy brand and I think she spent around $120 on it. We uninstalled it a week or so ago and neither of us miss it at all.
     
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