White People Injuries

i mean... been skeeting a lot, not a serious injury yet. but going too hard could seriously hurt the untrained

 

You forgot breakdancing

 

Pretty sure white people account for 0 out of 0 snowmobile accidents in South Texas.

 

Tarp injuries?

 

https://freaktakes.substack.com/p/whats-whiter-than-golf-and-horse

 

Coal-burning stove ... injuries?

 

pegging

 

Was hoping this was a Hunter Pence thread.

 

Pumpkin spice late tongue burns a Karen exclusive for sure.

 

Sciatica. They never do legs

 

ADHD?

 

I see ‘let’s stick **** to our feet and yolo’ is an almost exclusively a white idiot thing.

Story checks out.

 

apparently, playing make-believe that you're back living in a great America again is too.

Make-believe American Great Again?

 

I'll attest to this. I take ADD medicine.

 

I regularly or semi-regularly participate in 23 of the 35 activities on the list and have managed to avoid any ER visits. Take that for data.

 

Yao Ming tried all of the above.

 

Those are some cracker ass cracka injuries.

 

Spoiler

I've heard of some white folks "slipping and falling" and somehow ending up with a dildo stuck far up their anal cavities.

Thought that was always a white person injury.