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Lil Uzi Vert got a $24m diamond implanted in his forehead

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  1. London'sBurning

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    #21 London'sBurning, Feb 4, 2021
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    Can you imagine if he spent more than like 50 dollars on that thing?
     
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    Breaking News.....Lil Uzi Vert has been gunned down and his 24 Million Dolla$$ Diamond is missing. Few details have emerged so far and police are investigating possible motives.
     
    #23 ATXNekko, Feb 4, 2021
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    @Clutch I too would like to be lil Xerobull
     
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    This is the kind of stupid **** someone that is into pegging would do.
     
    #25 Nook, Feb 4, 2021
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    Where's Thanos when you need him?

     
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    TV Johnny/ Paul wall, it's your move now.
    #chess
    #queen gambit
    #netflix
     
    #27 VanityHalfBlack, Feb 4, 2021
  8. CCorn

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    That’s why you never respond to my DMs
     
    #28 CCorn, Feb 4, 2021
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    Oh man, so they just hammered one of those things into the back of his head until the tip came out of his forehead?
     
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    I explained pegging to my wife last night who's very green in terms of sexual terms and positions. She recoiled in horror. I laughed heartily after seeing her face.

    Can you believe she also didn't know what "running a train " was? Had to explain that too. Dr. Travis in the house!
     
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    Mama I told you I'd be a unicorn one day!
     
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    You see, me and my homies like to play this game
    We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
    We all would line up in a single-file line
    And take our turns at...
     
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    Sounds like she needs some sexual training.
     
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    I am now a Thundercat fan.
     
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    Don’t google pegging train
     
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    Too late my man. Curiosity killed the cat.
     
    #38 TWS1986, Feb 6, 2021
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    I did not know a single song he did .
    I had to google it .
    Google says he worth 16 Million
    A Story I read says he basically bought the damn thing on Layaway

    I would bet good money he won't have it in 5 yrs.

    Rocket River
     
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    Uzi makes a lot of money, but this is stupid as hell
     
    #40 sammy, Feb 6, 2021
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