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Christian Wood ( bill , matt , and clyde version )

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by snowconeman22, Nov 22, 2020.

  1. snowconeman22

    snowconeman22 Member

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    I just thought about how great it is going be to listen to these clowns trying to get through the broadcast without cracking up at the implications of his name.

    I could barely contain myself during the detriot highlights and those guys are stoics.

    Christian wood strikes again ! Christian wood with the facial ! OH right in the face ... christian wood ( understated )

    We've all wondered what the rockets plan is gonna be , and ive got to say , this season WILL be entertaining .

    Return of clubbing baby seals ? its 2020 baby anythiiing is possible .
     
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  2. Rocket Guy

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    Christian Wood....from Friendswood!
     
  3. Clutch City1993

    Clutch City1993 Bury Me In The H

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    Im really going to miss those guys when they're gone. I assume Bill will be the first.
     
  4. ballsohard

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    He brings the wood night in and night out -clyde
     
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    Wood throws it down - Bill

    That’s what I like to call laying the wood - Matt
     
  6. riko

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    The hard wood jokes will be a plenty . Hard wood floor
     
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  7. ballsohard

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    Christian wood is a consummate professional- Clyde
     
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    "Christian Wood has great shooting fundamentals" - Matt Bullard
    "I love me some Christian Wood" - Bill Worrell
    "Was that Christian Wood? I like it!" -Clyde
     
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    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Harden at the end of a win, “Thank god I’ve got Wood.”
     
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    Add to that Trevelin (Traveling) Queen if he ever breaks the rotation. I'm sure Clyde will inadvertently say something that isn't quite PC.
     
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    not since shelby has the rockets felt such woody delight, uhha ha ha ha -- clyde
     
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    My man, Bill - " Taking them out to the Woodshed...Christian Wood, ladies and gentlemen!"

    Eat em Up!
     
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    Opening game:

    Rockets was board, they wished something new wood come along.
    Christian comes to HOU, he turned a new leaf.

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    “You said WOOD....... HEH HEH, HEH, HEH HEH HEH, HEH!”
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  15. xaos

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    Rockets are at their best when Wood is driving hard and penetrating deep in the restricted zone
     
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  16. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    FIFY
     
  17. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Nice one; and it's not even Septimber.
     
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  18. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    No, but it's November.
     
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  19. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Will log that on the calendar.
     
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