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Been eating too much meth

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Aug 17, 2020.

  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Is this going to be bad for me? I'm having some heart pains recently... It's so freaking delicious, that's why.
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Stop spending your money on that crap! You're going to need the cash whenever your wife tells you that you two are getting re-married to each other.
     
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  3. The Captain

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    Yes, you’re smoking too much. Bad teeth is the number one killer in dentistry. You shouldn’t really even smoke meth on a daily basis. The good news is it's great business for Bacliff.
     
  4. ThatBoyNick

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    At least its vegan.
     
  5. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Wait... you smoke it?
     
  6. The Captain

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    No, I'm on a plant based diet so it's meth suppositories for me.
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Free Range Meth
     
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  8. ThatBoyNick

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    Fair trade meth.
     
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  9. Invisible Fan

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    I'm no doctor, only an orthopedist, but can you really eat too much meth?

    Sounds like fake news.
     
  10. CCorn

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    Do you know any chiropractors?
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    I have a book somewhere if you need a consult.
     
  12. Haymitch

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    Meth is a low carb food. Don't listen to the naysayers or your body or a doctor. It's fine.
     
  13. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Have you tried it with hydroxychloroquine?
     
  14. CCorn

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    Yes
     
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    The correct term is "boofing" ie- little Johnny boofed a meth gelcap and couldn't contain his excitement for nearly 16 hours.
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Then what's the problem?
     
  17. The Captain

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Gotta cut that **** with beef fat
     
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  19. LosPollosHermanos

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    Rekt/

    splains those teeth btw
     

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