America has become so sad.... On the other hand, the peleyon commercials with Kanye's all of the lights beat on them, makes me want to buy one, ride it for a week, then hang my clothes on it from them on.
Hot wives of rich dudes don’t want to be with sweaty people at soul cycle What’s the outrage ? It’s not for trailer park villagers
Buying your wife a workout bike for Christmas is pretty shitty. For all you guys aspiring for a hot rich white girl........ you shouldn't need to drop workout suggestions or buy them a bike. They should already be doing those things when you meet them. They know their appearance is their currency, they know their self worth is entirely wrapped up in their appearance and they know they only have a wealthy husband because of their appearance. A good indicator is to see if they chew on cotton balls instead or snacking or chewing gum. It is an excellent appetite suppressant. Also allow for the occasional cigarette smoked outside on the porch or walkway while they pace and drink wine or cry. This is all normal hot rich white girl behavior, especially during the holidays. Feel free to eat what you want, when you want as your appearance is largely irrelevant. Also keep cocaine out of the house, you don't want to end up like Phil Hartman. Also under no circumstances should you encourage them to go back to college. Instead allow them to go on mini trips with their other hot white girl friends. This will allow them to recharge and allow you to not see them for periods of time so you do not need to ask "What is wrong" when they bust out crying while you eat a tootsie roll in front of them.
They should have done the commercial with Shaq, Ernie and Kenny surprise gifting one to Chuck instead.
Also, my wife would personally be excited if I got her an exercise bike for Christmas, she's actually said she wants one, it's nice to be able to work out in the house for convenience, especially when you have kids. And my wife's not anywhere close to being fat, lol. You don't have to be fat to exercise? Wtf... I mean, how exactly do people think the nonfat people stay ...nonfat?
ok boomer If you were looking at this through the social media outrage lens, you'd clearly see this commercial is about a husband buying a stationary bike for his hot, 0.01% zero body fat wife, because he's an emotionally (and presumably, physically) abusive misogynist who wants her to have 0.001% body fat for some reason. Don't know how you could have missed all that. Spoiler
Wait...so these entitled people are pissed at the concept of an expensive gift that is also useful? I got my wife a treadmill for Christmas last year and she was super excited. She had mentioned that our previous one was crap compared to the one at a hotel we stayed at. If you're mad that your SO drops some cheddar on a nice item for you, you're spoiled.
based off that commercial the husband and wife are already rich. and she's already fit, which means she probably does soul cycle or another expensive indoor bike activity so he surprised her by getting her one for the house the bike is $2500 plus like $40 a month to have someone yell your name on the screen what I think is the outrage is that poor or fat watch it, they think it's somehow marketed toward them those people with Insignia TVs can't relate to the LG OLED people @Rocket River or non 99ers to 99ers