Well, I'm not sure about this one. If somebody's going to be banging on your door around midnight and then go to your back yard and jump out of the bushes at you, they're probably asking to be shot.
This isn't Florida, but then again ... it's so Florida : Naked Woman Climbs Atop Saint Patrick Cathedral Statue, Sits, Stands, Stretches For 4 Hours https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/10/04...2SepXGq5CPaI_sfESK8JRG6O3ZCh2ZcV2RlzyXUaVNygQ
Video captures Florida store owner firing at customer with AK-47 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1064036
"I **** yo trash I **** yo trash I **** yo tra...ooops" I like that he put down the AK after spraying shots and came back out with a pistol, with his pistol packing buddy hiding right behind him.
Woman allegedly bites boyfriend's penis in jealous rage https://www.fox4news.com/news/woman-allegedly-bites-boyfriends-penis-in-jealous-rage
In Citrus County, Florida, a dizzy driver veered off the road, crossed the berm, and then launched into the air, flying over more than a dozen cars at a dealership. The vehicle eventually smashed into two other cars in the parking lot, but fortunately no bystanders were hit. According to Bay News 9, authorities report that the driver was sent to the hospital but is expected to be fine. From Bay News 9:
Sooo...the neighbors watched this for an hour before calling the cops or anything? I know stuff gets boring in bfe Florida, but still.