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[Hoax News] BLOOMINGTON POLICE DISCOVER OVER 200 PENISES DURING RAID AT FUNERAL EMPLOYEE’S HOME

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  1. Os Trigonum

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    probably deserves its own thread in the D&D

    http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/22/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/

    BLOOMINGTON POLICE DISCOVER OVER 200 PENISES DURING RAID AT FUNERAL EMPLOYEE’S HOME
    By James Bleich On Aug 22, 2018
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    Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises.
    Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston, an employee of the McLean County Coroner’s Office, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

    Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of police raided his residence this Monday morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

    What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the Police spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WMBD.

    “There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

    According to Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.

    “He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

    It took the police more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

    A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Houston and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.

    An anonymous police source told WMBD that the number of charges could reach over 600.

    Paul Houston will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand trial.

    If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.​
     
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  2. Baseballa

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    foxnews-us.com is not a real site.

    This is a hoax.
     
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  3. heypartner

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    fkkers named him Paul Houston, too. Betcha Rockets-hata -- ZDog -- came up with that name and story.

    media conspiracy
     
    #3 heypartner, Aug 23, 2018
  4. Os Trigonum

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    oops. I'll fix the title to reflect that. still pretty, uh . . . funny
     
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    You didn't need to change the title ... Still would have worked.
     
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    This thread caused my Amazon ads to switch to.

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    What they mean by a "Short" history.

    The Dickumentary
    (25)IMDb 5.6 71 min 2015 NRSubtitles and Closed Captions
    The story of the penis from its biological evolution in prehistoric fish, to today. Cultures have worshipped it, circumcised it & sought ways to make it larger. Traveling across 14 countries, this is an entertaining, comprehensive tour de phallus.

    Genres
    Documentary, Comedy
    Director
    Sofian Khan
    Starring
    Theodore Bouloukos
     
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    I think this is damage control so we don't find out the government is cutting off our peens after we die.
     
    #9 Bandwagoner, Aug 23, 2018
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    Thank God
     
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    He looks like Mark Callaway if Mark Callaway had made every wrong decision in his life.

    (Mark Callaway = Undertaker)
     
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    Even as fake news, I'm highly disturbed someone thought of this scenario.
     
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    ...or that someone saw this during their regular news viewing
     
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    Reminds me of the tale of the rabbi who kept every foreskin from his brisks in a mason jar.

    Upon retirement rather than letting it goto waste, he thought maybe a tailor can make a fine garment out of the material. So he took the jar to a tailor and a month later the tailor put down a leather looking wallet.

    "A wallet. Oy vey! For sixty years I've been performing brisks and all I get is a wallet? Are you nickel and diming me fine sir?!?"

    The tailor replied, "Calm down, if you rub it a little, it becomes a briefcase."
     
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