Rockets sign Michael Carter-Williams to one-year deal

MCW: They key to a championship formula
MCW: Those that sign the MCW are the ones that succeed long term
MCW: #pickofthelitter

 

he's gonna be our secret weapon! Morey for consecutive EOY confirmed!

 

Let me express myself by saying this:

We're in the burger making business. We want to make the absolute BEST burgers that are unrivaled in the market! We're doing pretty okay, as our burgers are quite delicious, even when its only 90% beef. But the burger joint a couple blocks down have 98% Angus beef patties and they just figured out a way to make their burgers 100% legit angus perfection without spending too much money.

Being the competitive company we are, we decided to add an ingredient containing “Isolated Oat Product,” wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate with additional seasonings right into our beef. It is our belief that even though our patty ingredients are still only 90% beef, we believe this FILLER should be enough to compete with our rivals across the way, while saving money in the process. Ladies and Gentlemen, the newest ingredient to our highly competitive burger: Michael Carter Williams.

 

Interesting. Steph has no sleeves, but KD has sleeves. KD to Rockets confirmed.

 

We finally got ourselves a CLASH BROTHER

 

The mad system will make this guy a max player next year.

 

25% from distance; should fit the system nicely.

I’m fully expecting him to take over a playoff game when we least expect it ala J-Smoove and that will be when he makes this rental worth it.

 

That's making 27.3% more 3's than Trevor Ariza made in game 7 though....

 

This move is worse than Rondo on the Lakers. Is Morey intentionally trying to sabotage our season next year? I'd take a chance on a d-league scrub who can shoot before I sign this scrub smh

 

Golden State sign Demarcus Cousins
Morey do something
Ok sing MCW

 

Well, it's not an earthshaking move. But I'd take him over Bobby Brown or those Jackson brothers, or playing Harden and Gordon 40+ minutes a game when Chris Paul is hurt.

 

Just stop posting. Seriously.

Sure, Morey is intentionally sabotaging our season. Absolutely. You're a genius for figuring that out.

 

Maybe, just maybe, MCW might become a decent player under Dantoni's system. Lets hope

 

I mean I'm okay with this as long as he's not given the ball for the last shot.

 

MCW is probably a better singer than he is basketball player.

Daryl Morey does like musicals/operas.

 

Initially, I thought he could cut it as a backup passer, but he hasn't shown consistent passing ability. It's not a good move in my humble opinion, since he is not the BPA. How much. is he making by the way.? Is the 5.29 M MLE intact?

 

Shut your w**** mouth, the sky is falling, were all dying and now the lakers are merging with the warriors to make warrior Lakers to rule the NBA! You can't see it?!? And it's all Morey's fault for getting MCW!

This is the ultimate low risk high reward deal. He's trash? Send him out as filler in trade. He's golden? Awesome.

 

Please tell me MCW and Jimmy Butler are secret BFF’s from way back?

Actually don’t mind it tbh. Here’s hoping a positive situation can turn his game around

 

I almost busted out laughing