Office Bathroom Etiquette

It certainly pays to be lawyer who is full of ****.

 

Thanks Manny for making the Hangout great again.

 

For the last year or so, I somehow became so regular that I literally wake up to take my daily dump. In the first 10 mins of my day, it's a done deal. Sometimes it wakes me up before I'm ready to get out of bed though, so it's a blessing and a curse.

 

Harrisment is correct. Takes some self training...but when it starts working correctly, it is a thing of beauty...sorta.

 

As Im getting older, I will go anywhere now. Im usually listening to a podcast at work so Im almost always wearing earphones/or buds. If someone is in the stall right before and it smells like they ate a **** sandwich, Ill hold off for awhile and let it air out. My coworker told me he always knows when Im in the bathroom because I either talk or sing while wearing my ear phones. I never knew I did this before. Now I make sure I dont do this. I guess I can hold a note while pooping. Its a hidden talent. Please wash your hands before returning to work....sick bastards.

 

I posted this like four years ago lmao

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/dude-was-scared-to-urinate-next-to-me.253045/

 

I don't really care about the buffer rule. I'm picking the cleanest stall/urinal available. If they are equally clean, then I will apply the buffer rule.

Also, if standing use the urinals. Splatter in front of a regular toilet will make me move on to the next toilet, find a different restroom, or hold it til I get home.

 

Hahahahahaha!

"And I stiiillllllllllllll-ugh haven't found, what I'm looking for."

 

https://www.thecut.com/2015/05/science-of-us-guide-to-bathroom-behavior.html

Territorial men like to spit into the urinal before peeing. “It’s a way to appear stronger and mark your space,” says Boise State sociologist Robert McCarl. “Males are more concerned about turf than women are. You get a group of males together, and there is a lot of posturing going on.”

 

I do this. Gotta assert Alpha status at every opportunity.

 

I've always read it as insecurity. Kinda like guys who awkwardly whistle in locker rooms.

 

You don't want to know what they do for bathroom etiquette in Cleveland.

 

"And the waiiitttinnng is the hardest part."