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Illegal Pig for 4th of July

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jul 4, 2017.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Boulder started an open fire ban today. Nice to give us one day warning after we bought our meat and made plans. Ugh. Propane is allowed but no charcoal/smoking. I bought two pork butts to smoke for a BBQ party, and am in the fire ban boundary by literally one block.

    So, we are smoking some illegal pig, today. Come at me bro!
     
    #1 heypartner, Jul 4, 2017
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  2. don grahamleone

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    It's the fourth of July, the holiday that celebrates rebelling from ridiculous rule. I think it's your duty to be a rebel today.
     
    #2 don grahamleone, Jul 4, 2017
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    Authorities have been called.
     
    #3 leroy, Jul 4, 2017
  4. LosPollosHermanos

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    pork ass ftw
     
    #4 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 4, 2017
  5. Os Trigonum

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    fight the power
     
    #5 Os Trigonum, Jul 4, 2017
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  6. Blatz

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    Live stream the police raid if there is one.
     
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  7. Haymitch

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    A permanent open fire ban or just due to dry weather?
     
    #7 Haymitch, Jul 4, 2017
  8. R0ckets03

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    The pigs will be mortified when they arrive
     
    #8 R0ckets03, Jul 4, 2017
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  9. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    you just need to get one of those big tents to put over your house and yard, just like in Breaking Bad
     
    #9 Os Trigonum, Jul 4, 2017
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  10. Invisible Fan

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    You can smoke fatty blunts in CO but you can't smoke pigs?

    Priorities man.
     
    #10 Invisible Fan, Jul 4, 2017
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  11. CometsWin

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    Power to the people, stick it to the man!
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    A real Central Texas "Burn Ban" has nothing to do with pits, it's just all about open fires and the humidity and the wind, anything in an enclosed / regulated pit is A-OK around here.

    If you stoners do it differently that's not my problem or fault.
     
    #12 Buck Turgidson, Jul 4, 2017
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    Happy 4th brother, catch you Saturday for Rockets Summer league?
     
    #13 tinman, Jul 4, 2017
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    The bbq smoke will melt the ice glaciers off the mountains in boulder. Logic.
     
    #14 cheke64, Jul 4, 2017
  15. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Lord of the Flies all over again.
     
    #15 PhiSlammaJamma, Jul 4, 2017
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    Pork shoulder is good for a test run for a brisket.
     
    #16 Kam, Jul 4, 2017
  17. Invisible Fan

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    Did the pig taste like freedom?
     
    #17 Invisible Fan, Jul 5, 2017
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  18. don grahamleone

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    Inquiring minds want to know, HeyP? How'd the story end?
     
    #18 don grahamleone, Jul 5, 2017
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    obviously he's in jail....
     
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  20. Os Trigonum

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    HP currently incarcerated in the Boulder city lockup, you can write to him here: http://www.bcnv.org/248/Police-Department
     
    #20 Os Trigonum, Jul 5, 2017
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