Texans sign Brock Osweiler

We all know this already. Now tell us something we don't already know about.

 

Clearly that's not the case because someone said

If you already knew the things I posted, congratulations, but it probably wasn't directed at you then.

 

Now I feel better about paying all that money to Oz

 

Broncos about to have a major drop-off thanks to Elway not wanting to pay his "star" players". I really think they played their cards wrong.

Now, teams like the Chiefs/Raiders have the opp to jump them sooner... rather than later.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">DeAndre Hopkins, Lamar Miller and Brock Osweiler selected to the NFLPA’s “Rising 50” for future top-selling stars. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash">#Texans</a></p>&mdash; PDS (@PatDStat) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatDStat/status/728308896742277120">May 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">DeAndre Hopkins ranks 7th, Lamar Miller 23rd and Brock Osweiler 25th. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash">#Texans</a> one of six teams with three players on the top 50 list.</p>&mdash; PDS (@PatDStat) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatDStat/status/728311742548172802">May 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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^^The shadow in that picture makes it look like Brock has saggy old lady boobs.

 

My God the comment section in that picture is frightening.

 

Every picture he posts leads to Broncos fans tears in the comment section. its embarrasing. :grin:

 

That does not look like a football player

 

He looks like a more eccentric Woody from toy story.

 

This is actually potentially not good for the Texans. The same list has Luck ranked 92nd I believe. More motivation for Luck/Colts and more pressure for Texans/Brock.

 

Well, he is gonna be in an HEB commercial pretty soon.

Do me a favor and add "Corey Brewer the God!!" in your signature.

 

Different lists. Luck was #92 of 100 in the best NFL players list on NFL Network. This is a different list.

 

I realize how immature this sounds, but at first glance I thought he was standing behind a cardboard cutout of a saggy woman with no head, due to the shadow.

 

God, I'm not even going to lie...the shadow from the camera man looks like a penis.

Is it just me who sees these things?

 

Brock seems ready for his first wrangler commercial

 

praying that this dude isn't a bust...