So what's the strangest or most daring thing....

You
are
a
weidr
mother
4ucker.

That was the weirdest **** I have ever read. I am going to write a song about that post.

4UCKING WEIRDO



ha!

 

Got some in the personal restroom in the back of the Store.

Went to work still "in a world of Extasy". Funniest thing cause it was a Ice cream shop during X'mas break. Some guy would tell me vanilla and a cup, and 2 seconds later I would be like what did you order? I did that 3 times. hahah not that funny guess u had to be there.

I've got someone busted when he was cheating on his girl by yelling in the background about him being with another girl. Little did I know it was the truth. On the bright side, the mistress tipped me 20 bucks, for 6 bucks worth of ice cream.

I use to do cold calling and try to act like Martin Luther King. Sometimes I would try to act french by the "Z" to everything. Other times I would act Canadian and add EHHHH to everything I said. There was this one time I was trying to sell Mini Vacations to time shares and this dude had leporsy. So I input into the system to call him at intervals of 3 minutes. It was great cuz some guy 2 seats over got him and i could hear the yelling. Then the girl in front of me got yelled at. Then the guy next to me got yelled it.

When I did tech support, some guy was pissin me off by acting like he built nuclear bombs and this was below him. So I helped him crash his hard drive. The real problem was the power cord. It happens often so I knew it right away. I told him to unplug it and plug it back in, but he was too good for that and he wasn't cooperative.

I've cussed out Customers on Tech Support and pulled a Half Baked. When floor to floor and cussed everybody out. Then I was escorted out by the Dallas Police Department. Nice guys, even took me for a ride downtown.

I spend most of my time scouring the board for threads like this to post. Thats daring isn't it.