Superior athelete, easily. Jordan, Woods, T-Mac, Shaq, Clemens, Vick, A-Rod. Look at their lifes, 'nuff said. Now, I got the king of all "Would you rathers".... "Who would you rather do, Meg Ryan, or Jack Nicholson???" Props to the person who answers with the right quote.
Athlete Ca-ching! I'm not a genious but I'm pretty good with most things (not numbers, I hate to do math) so I guess I'm happy intellectually With that money..I'd travel the world, get a nice loft in downtown, get some Sports Illustrated booty and just chill till I die I guess
You were closer, good job. It goes... "Who would you rather do, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?" "Jack Nicholson now, or '74?" "'74." "Meg Ryan" (Then, the most classic part of the whole scene is the look Norm MacDonald has on his face when his friend says Meg Ryan"
If I got to keep my own marginally above average intelligence I would have to go for the insane athleticism. Course I'd probably eat my way out of the league in a few years (I'm guessing I would keep my same body type...so probably NFL Lineman)...but it would be a helluva 3 or 4 year run. Speaking of eating, Davenport over goat...7 days out of 7.
Its just a feeling I get...she looks very unkept...and probably hasn't had a good wax/trim in a while....and since excess hair is one of the main causes of the bad odor that can come from down there, she probably is not very desirable down there....ok, I'll stop now.
Would you rather have a disease where you mind goes first (Alzhimers) or your body goes (Lou Gehrig's disease) ? I've often thought about this and I think I'd go with the body goes first but if I'm falling apart I'm not sure being "oblivious" would be so bad
