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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, May 12, 2010.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    If I visit someone's house, or stay a night with my family or during a conference or training somewhere... I have to use their can to go "Number Two."

    Once I've gone once, I might feel more comfortable about going AGAIN some other day or time. While I don't always HAVE TO GO, I do if I need to go.

    No matter whose house it is... whether the in-laws' new house, my boss' kids' party at their house... no matter what place. If I have to go, I have to go. :eek:

    Is there anywhere where you DON'T go "number two"? :confused:
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, May 12, 2010
  2. MoBalls

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    You will never go to Brownsville at my house!
     
    #2 MoBalls, May 12, 2010
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    :p Maybe I've already gone... ;)
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, May 12, 2010
  4. MoBalls

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    To answer your question, I think you can go, just dont blow it up. Everybody poops.
     
    #4 MoBalls, May 12, 2010
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Mayzars house
     
    #6 RedRowdy111, May 12, 2010
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    if im not staying overnight, them in not going, unless ive got the runs, in which case its your fault for inviting me over.

    i use the term "drop off the brows at the superbowl" instead of "going to brownsville" or "going #2"

    its funny because itll never happen. and because its about poop.
     
    #7 liljojo, May 12, 2010
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    *browns
     
    #8 liljojo, May 12, 2010
  9. Bandwagoner

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    That does not surprises me considering all of the Mexican food you eat.
     
    #9 Bandwagoner, May 12, 2010
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    I will always test a toilet before dropping anchor. That badboy better be using at least 5 gallons for each flush or I won’t even try.

    There is nothing worse than pinching off a loaf only to have it not go down because of some weak water-efficient toilet. Especially if it’s at someone else’s house…..like your in-laws, for instance…........
     
    #10 ima_drummer2k, May 12, 2010
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    If you don't want to leave a log in plain sight you can always just opt for an upper-decker.
     
    #11 moestavern19, May 12, 2010
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    Public restroom unless it's an absolute emergency. When I was seven I went number two in the school bathroom, and it took awhile to clean up and stuff, so I was in there for like five minutes and when I got back to class my first grade teacher scolded me for "skipping class" sicne then, I've never crapped in school except for emergencies.
     
    #12 da_juice, May 12, 2010
  13. Bandwagoner

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    wow, that is so much worse than a stealth bomber.
     
    #13 Bandwagoner, May 12, 2010
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    [​IMG] I'm a P.M. for a construction and these nasty bastards hoard the foulest of Stintches you have ever come across. If I visit a jobsite I make sure to stop beforehand if I feel I have to go.
     
    #14 imasonamagun, May 12, 2010
  15. SwoLy-D

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    Trust me, I don't eat as many CHURROS as you or moes might think. I do, however, eat lots of GRAPES and RAISINS. :eek: Systems are GO. GO. GO.
     
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    i normally don't drop a deuce @ wk. but one time i did. we have a VP @ our location that has a private office restroom. let me tell you, it was nice and relaxing. cushion toilet seats are awesome!
     
    #16 TheBigCheeze, May 12, 2010
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    I won't poop in someone else's shoes. It's just common courtesy, really.
     
    #17 droxford, May 12, 2010
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    He forgot to clean up the residue when I was done with his forehead
     
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    No place but my own house unless I am out of town. Seriously.
     
    #19 Lil Pun, May 12, 2010
  20. Kam

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    some day. ohhh some day. just you and everyone watch.
     
    #20 Kam, May 12, 2010
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