Urban Dictionary.com

My random definition:

ringsting

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your a** is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

 

Guido:

a person so uneducated that he judges the success of another individual by the amount of jewelry or car they drive.

this really happened: I met a Guido at my company's training seminar and one of our speakers was Tony Jeary, who is known in certain circles, but Guid' goes, " I dunno, he ain't got no nice watch. ring or nuthin (it's hard to type this and keep from laughing), so he ain't doin that good."

 

I had this two weeks ago.

Flamethrower Ass

 

I've learned some funny things from UD. I don't think it would be suitable for here though.

 

If people start asking questions about topics like a dirty sanchez, PLEASE dont post what it is. Just send them to urbandictionary.com

 

shabba

A word to be shouted whenever you feel like it for no reason whatsoever.

"I am going for a tomtit. SHABBA!"




Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

 

Blarghy

It means anything, and everything. But, typically, it means "Whatever."

BTW, I said it randomly to my son one day about 3 years ago. Not only did he love the new word, he got EVERY kid in his class to say it. To the point where they had to put a "flyer" out saying that "Blarghy" is no longer to be used.

How awesome is that!

So now, I always say Blarghy!

 

<b> A Grady </b> i laughed so hard when i read that cuz i just randomly clicked it.

 

Grady Little... hilarious

And there is a nice example/picture of the b word when you look that one up.