After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 others who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson gooses him and picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams in anguish "This is not what Allah has promised!" An angel replies "You were told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think was said?"
Okay, critic, how about this one: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.... what? (Oh man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis...
... because I changed my mailing address and Admin was slow in getting my new password to me after an initial screw-up by me. Why and how did you figure it out?
Actually, someone else told me it was you. I had never read any of your posts as "giddyup", but went back and started reading and noticed the same style. I was lmao when treeman called you "new" in the thread that you started. Also, your sig and the way you responded to a post by Rimmy confirmed what I was told. I'm just surprised that this was allowed, but I'm not going to question Clutch. However, I thought that maybe you wouldn't lose your post count, but I guess I was wrong about that.
Who told you it was me? Yeah, I hated to lose my post count, but it just confirms my suspicions about the clique here! I guess clutch saw that I had re-invented myself and so never sent the password for RichRocket.
I told Manny, and others. Really wasn't that hard, you have a unique posting style, and combined with similar political views . . . well 1 + 1 = 2.
