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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    for me:

    1. Why is Wonder Woman serving coffee at the latest meeting of the Justice League?
    2. Why would you name your NBA franchise after a boot accessory?
    3. Why did only one vendor have kegs of beer at TC last night?
    4. Why did they hang a Comets jersey named "FAN" from the rafters on TC?
    5. Why is "Call me babe" in my cell phone address book?
     
    #1 heypartner, Oct 19, 2007
  2. Royals Ego

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    Simple Algebra
     
    #2 Royals Ego, Oct 19, 2007
  3. LegendZ3

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    Why are my balls itching like hell?
     
    #3 LegendZ3, Oct 19, 2007
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    As it is with all questions, yours may be answered with one word:
    alcohol.
     
    #4 Lynus302, Oct 19, 2007
  5. BmwM3

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    why is there a banana doing the peanut butter jelly dance?? :confused:
     
    #5 BmwM3, Oct 19, 2007
  6. bladeage

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    1. Because she is a woman
    2. Because they kick horses (Dallas Mavericks) in the butt
    3. Because beer sucks
    4. Because the fan blows cool air for everyone to enjoy so they might as well show appreciation.
    5. Because that person wants you to call them "babe."
     
    #6 bladeage, Oct 19, 2007
  7. updawg

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    why didn't the Texans draft VY
     
    #7 updawg, Oct 19, 2007
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    amen!!! we should protest.

    *NSFW*

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    #8 finalsbound, Oct 19, 2007
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    How come I can't find a new day job with the IT skills I have?
     
    #9 RocketMan Tex, Oct 19, 2007
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    What exactly do energy traders DO?
     
    #10 ima_drummer2k, Oct 19, 2007
  11. meggoleggo

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    Why do I know more than my boss, but she won't give me a raise or a promotion?

    And why do you have to pass a computer competency test to get hired at my job, but once people get hired, they act like they've never seen a computer before?
     
    #11 meggoleggo, Oct 19, 2007
  12. bladeage

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    They gather energy in jars and trade with their friends. Sometimes they toss their jars on the ground and see who's energy is the strongest, A-La-Pokemon.
     
    #12 bladeage, Oct 19, 2007
  13. LegendZ3

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    Your position in a company have less to do with your skills and knowledge, and more to do with do you know how to climb the corporate ladder.
     
    #13 LegendZ3, Oct 19, 2007
  14. Lady_Di

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    why are people so screwed up?
     
    #14 Lady_Di, Oct 19, 2007
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    Why is GWB still in the whitehouse?
     
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  16. TeamUSA

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    Right, men should be preparing and serving coffee for it's written in the bible, Hebrews.
     
    #16 TeamUSA, Oct 19, 2007
  17. Behad

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    Here's something that confuses me:

    I work every other Friday, today is my Friday to work. Now Fridays around here is just a day to get caught up on paperwork, take a long lunch, hang out with your buddies, and go home early. But lately it seems we always have a major crisis on my Friday to work. It can go 13 straight days of pure boredom around here, but come Friday morning, all hell breaks loose, like it did today.

    How do catastrophes know its my Friday?
     
    #17 Behad, Oct 19, 2007
  18. Master Baiter

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    9/80 schedules rule. Today is actually the day I'm supposed to be off but I came in so that I could have Monday off.

    I've done absolutely nothing at all today.
     
    #18 Master Baiter, Oct 19, 2007
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    The same way all the law firms that use our service know when we're short-staffed.
     
    #19 Rocketman95, Oct 19, 2007
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    Dwight Shrute?
     
    #20 macalu, Oct 19, 2007
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