Although I have made the most of my journey here on CF.net, I have yet to conquer the thing that is most honorable…the STICKY. I would trade in my best threads, coolest posts and my third place finish in the “best poster” contest (2001) for several days with the word STICKY by my name. Admittedly I am jealous of posters like benzman501 who although lacking status, has reached the pinnacle of CF.net membership with only 53 posts. So I am shaking the bushes, collecting my thoughts and preparing to aggressively seek out the one thing that has escaped my grasp for 2 years…the STICKY. Wish me well.
Whoa AB.... baby steps. You should shoot for a Twiggy or a Branchy first. (Booooooooooo Hissssssssssssssss )
Post something good in the ACT or FF and I can help you out. But it better be of good quality or damned funny.
Hint: See where it says that you're a Senior Member when you make a post? Now look what it says for Castor.
...and so, the Dark Warrior from the South set off on the greatest journey of his life. His goal, to claim the often sought yet rarely claimed Artifact of Stickiness. It's value, while not posessing extraordinary monitary value, held grand importance for the Dark Warrior, for it was his life's quest. Standing in his way, the evil Emperor Clutch and Jeff the Tyrannous, two of the most nefarious scoundrels the land had ever seen. The Dark Warrior's only ally in the fight against the forces of evil was Castor the 27th. Hopefully, he could succeed where the previous 26 Castors had failed. Only time will tell whether it will be enough...
I could only hope to write something that funny. ...with my screen as my shield and qwerty as my sword I knight thee and welcome thee as an allie in this my most challenging hour.