Peeing Outside Anyone?

I like peeing outside because it is less work. No worrying about getting it on the toilet seat, no flushing, etc. It is also a great way to potty train young ones.

 

You can pee anywhere and everywhere if you have one of these:

http://www.sneakyleaker.com/Instructions/

 

WTF???

 

It's a contraption with a condom, a hose and a bag that ties to your leg. Use your imagination.

 

I pee outside in my backyard, usually late at night, when I am taking one of our dogs outside. If you have to go, sometimes you can't wait to get back inside, so you just let it rip outside.

I used to pee all the time outside right before we had a big softball game - it always foretold me that I was going to have a good game.

 

i always have to pee really bad after my daily run at rice/memorial

but no way am i going to whip it out and let the yellow river flow at those places

 

i did that several times! not easiest thing to do if there aren't any toilet paper but i guess i didn't care since i was drunk...

why are men's restrooms always smelling nasty? do you guys know how to aim or que? i feel sorry for the cleaning people.

 

the nastyest smelling bathroom i've been in has been a womens

 

there was this lady who wouldn't clean up after herself at the restroom on this floor...i get pissed when i see that nasty ****! i am talking about the bloody wave smeared on the toliet or even the wall one time. i haven't seen that in a while. have some respect for people using the stalls and cleaning people!!

 

i've heard from women and from folks that have had to clean public restroom that womens restrooms are the nastiest

 

just when i am drunk and am walking back somewhere.

last two times i've done it

a few weeks ago after the notre dame ucla game lost my car on the great rose bowl golf "parking lot" needed to go back so just let it go against a tree

time before probably about a year ago drunk after magarita mondays at acapulco and was walking back to my apt in westwood i pissed on someone's car that had a usc license plate.

 

ain't it nice for you guys, getting to pee outside whenever you want.

i've probably only peed outside when the only other option is a port-a-potty.

 

"I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick." -- Don King

Outdoors as much as possible here. Conserve water, yo.

 

lol pee

 

I pee outside whenever possible and appropriate (but not always).

 

Get you a johnson and you can join in the fun as well!

 

I have been ignoring this thread but just now decided to look at it.
I almost spat my red bull all over my laptop.
NO! Its not just you...my dog likes it too.

 

No kidding, I've suggested the idea to Derek, he just kind of looked at me blankly and called me a chicken ****.

 

LOLLerskates

 

hahaha.

Don't get me wrong, if I got to go, and I'm outside and not near a bathroom, I go. On hikes, peeing in the woods is nice, for sure.

But, like you, I have never taken a piss in my backyard, and don't generally look for opportunities to urinate outdoors.

I'm surprised at how many people on this board have taken a piss in their backyard, many on a regular basis. I guess it's a secret society nobody told me about. Now I know, maybe I'll give it a shot!