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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Sep 20, 2022.

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  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    I've looked at the data. and I've decided it makes sense to be married at 50-ish.

    Still figuring it out, but I'll find a hottie.
     
    #1 Roscoe Arbuckle, Sep 20, 2022
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  2. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    You are such a romantic.
     
    #2 Pole, Sep 20, 2022
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  3. Xenon

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    You got this! Just remember the formula. Multiply by 5, divide by 9 and subtract 32 or something like that.
     
    #3 Xenon, Sep 20, 2022
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    #4 Jontro, Sep 20, 2022
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  5. ThatBoyNick

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    Step 1. Marry morbidly obese women in her 50's
    Step 2. Purchase a huge life insurance plan
    Step 3. Profit
    Steph 4. Use profit to buy son a skinny wife


    How to dad 101
     
    #5 ThatBoyNick, Sep 20, 2022
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  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Nope. Stay single fatty. We all live vicariously through you!
     
    #6 boomboom, Sep 20, 2022
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  7. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    MAGA women love hard drinking, misogynist narcissists so you have options, but you might have to grade on a curve to find any 10's.

    Please keep us entertained with "Fatty's road to marriage"
     
    #7 VooDooPope, Sep 20, 2022
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  8. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Move over Rich Dad, Poor Dad - new bestseller in the works. Fat Wife, Skinny Wife
     
    #8 Ziggy, Sep 20, 2022
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  9. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Screenshot_20220920_111819.jpg
     
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  10. Sadat X

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    People still get married these days? I thought monogamy is in full decline and poly is the new way of life. You can also identify as a toaster if you feel like it. God bless Biden's America!
     
    #10 Sadat X, Sep 20, 2022
  11. The Captain

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    This is as subtle as shipping migrants from Texas to Martha's Vineyard.

    Do you also say 'not!' so everyone knows that you're being 'sarcastic'?
     
    #11 The Captain, Sep 20, 2022
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  12. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Ship those migrants to Fatty's. He might find his bride in the lot. 1 lucky winner gets to stay in America. But at what cost?
     
    #12 Ziggy, Sep 20, 2022
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  13. The Captain

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    Once upon a time, this probably appealed to me. Before I met my wife, I was done with vapid, materialistic American Broads as wife material. I honestly thought I would need to meet a woman who wasn't born and raised in the US to find the values I was looking for.
     
    #13 The Captain, Sep 20, 2022
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    This mother ****er.
     
    #14 Squirtle, Sep 20, 2022
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  15. Squirtle

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    I need me a wiffy, ****, I mean wifey. So ****ed up, can't even read my own writing.
     
    #15 Squirtle, Sep 20, 2022
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    www.reddit.com/r/onejoke/
     
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    Fatty's fiancée's road to perdition
     
    #17 Jugdish, Sep 20, 2022
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    I am currently banging a chick with kids, so yes, I am.
     
    #18 Sadat X, Sep 20, 2022
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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