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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Apr 3, 2010.

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  1. Zboy

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    McGrady, this would be a good time to get a second opinion.
     
    #21 Zboy, Apr 4, 2010
  2. Invisible Fan

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    #1 Goto doctor. Doctor gives you pills.
    #2...Stops
     
    #22 Invisible Fan, Apr 4, 2010
  3. YaosDirtyStache

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    I bet you could make one hell of a dirty stache with that
     
    #23 YaosDirtyStache, Apr 4, 2010
  4. ChrisBosh

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    You could have colitis, better go to the doctor and ask for a colonoscopy.....
     
    #24 ChrisBosh, Apr 4, 2010
  5. kikimama

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    Dude, pepto asap. You probably have food poisoning. Just keep yourself hydrated even though that seems counter intuitive to watery poo. Rather poo than have a stroke. Go see a doctor, lol.
     
    #25 kikimama, Apr 4, 2010
  6. DudeWah

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    rep for idiocracy reference!
     
    #26 DudeWah, Apr 4, 2010
  7. jopatmc

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    Drink a couple gallons of water, take a laxative, sit down, and let'er run.
     
    #27 jopatmc, Apr 4, 2010
  8. 1JumpShot

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    Drink some gatorade too, they have electrolytes
     
    #28 1JumpShot, Apr 4, 2010
  9. LonghornFan

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    I poop like 6 times a day. I'm proud of that too.
     
    #29 LonghornFan, Apr 4, 2010
  10. RoxSqaud

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    Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.
     
    #30 RoxSqaud, Apr 4, 2010
  11. LonghornFan

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    6'1", 180 lbs. I think the shats help. Kinda happy with the high metabolism.

    36 and not fat. Suck on that DD! :grin:
     
    #31 LonghornFan, Apr 4, 2010
  12. Invisible Fan

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    Having sex wouldn't stop the pooping.
     
    #32 Invisible Fan, Apr 4, 2010
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  13. The Real Shady

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    Lots of gay sex should do the trick.
     
    #33 The Real Shady, Apr 4, 2010
  14. Jontro

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    Pack extra underwear when you go out.
     
    #34 Jontro, Apr 4, 2010
  15. FFz

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    Gatorade = electrolytes. If you really see blood or it lasts longer than 5 days, i'd go see a doctor. It's prob just a bad bug or parasite. Those usually take care of themselves in a few days. Better safe than sorry though.

    Make sure to keep urself hydrated. If you feel too dehydrated plz go see a doctor.

    Don't listen to that random guy that told u to take laxatives...
     
    #35 FFz, Apr 4, 2010
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    These should be your friends right now.
     
    #37 rocketlaunch, Apr 4, 2010
  18. Ubiquitin

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    Your doctor would not give you any pills for your diarrhea.
     
    #38 Ubiquitin, Apr 4, 2010
  19. Jontro

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    Where are you located?

    I know in the tropical parts of the world, those symptoms could lead to a dengue fever that are caused by mosquitoes. Happened to me once... twice, actually.

    Like others have mentioned, drink a whole lotta water... and watch out when you fart.
     
    #39 Jontro, Apr 4, 2010
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    I keep bleeding out my eyes. I should see a doctor huh?
     
    #40 HAYJON02, Apr 4, 2010
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