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  1. giddyup

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    Jesus saves, Moses invests
     
  2. Faos

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    I've seen this one in the south:

    "If you don't like Hank you can kiss my ass."


    Hank as in Hank Williams Jr.
     
  3. Jeff

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    That's my favorite.
     
  4. Harrisment

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    "Keep honking, I'm reloading"
     
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    "How's my Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S**T"

    when I saw this for the first time in 1995, I lmao.
     
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    I'd rather be driving
     
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    "Only users lose drugs."
     
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  9. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    Be queit, I'm sleeping.
     
  10. Isabel

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    "Don't Laugh - It's Paid For"

    "Visualize Whirled Peas"

    "Visualize Using Your Turn Signals"

    "Reunite Gondwanaland"
     
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    My neighbor was telling me about seeing a bumper sticker that said:

    "Lee Harvey Oswald. Where are you now that we need you?"

    Though I don't agree with the sentiment, I did think it was funny.
     
  12. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That is classic!:D
     
  13. Jeff

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    I saw this on a t-shirt the first time and then a bumper sticker:

    Spellers of the world UNTIE!

    I also like:

    Eschew Obfuscation

    :D
     
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    FECK OPUC

    Worst bumper stickers: Mean People Suck. Satan is a Nerd.
     
  15. Isabel

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    I never understood the "mean people suck" thing. OK, so no one likes it when people aren't nice. But if you go around saying other people "suck", what does that make <i>you</i>?
     
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    "God created asphalt so yuppies could go 4-wheeling."
     
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    "Shouldnt your eyes be on the road"
     
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    If you're not saved, go to hell.

    [​IMG]
     
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    "Since I've given up hope, I feel much better"

    "The beatings will continue until morale improves"

    "A pessimist is an optimist with experience"

    -- droxford
     

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