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  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    So i've been out with this broad 3 times, and she literally said we're having sex this Friday. Not a big deal. I wasn't feeling it last Thursday so I told her to chill and wear a garter next time.

    But I also have one of my exes reconnecting, so we're doing dinner this Thursday.

    And then I have these two other broads. This **** gets expensive.
     
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    Hmm, tell me less.
     
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    A true Rice alumni wouldn't complain about this. They would complain about having THREE broads to handle in the same weekend.
     
    #3 steddinotayto, Oct 12, 2021
  4. The Captain

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    Why pay for sex or companionship when you're single? Dinner is nice but what's the point? Do coffee or meet at a bar.

    Last time I was single, I never took a woman on a date. Met them all at various places like the grocery store, gym, whatever, then met at a bar, had a few drinks on our own (or her) tabs, went home together....or didn't if there was too much drama or games involved. Then I would meet a different girl at the same bar or somewhere close. Sometimes I slept alone, sometimes not. It was fun, it was freedom, and it was inexpensive.
     
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    A grocery store?
     
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  9. The Captain

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    Grocery store, hardware store, book store, library, gas station, street, hospital....wherever the opportunity arose.
     
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    Whole Foods food court is really nice these days.
     
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    Target on Friday evening in the wine/frozen chocolate-covered bananas section seems like a slam-dunk to me.
     
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    I thought this was girl talk.

    I spent $15 dollars each on 3 turkey legs at renaissance fest.
    Beer was$ 9 and "2 pound tip for me lady'"
    There was a tip jar in bathroom
     
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    Everybody's on the dole. You put your tip in it? Just the tip.

     
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    More expensive = marriage
    Less expensive = hand

    you're in the happy medium.
     
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    My 3 best friends are broads. It's a funny word.
     
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    #HumbleBrag

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    Anyone alive today who has been called a broad is 90 years old. Party on with ole Gertrude.
     
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