Geraldo!

Speaking of self-annihilation, here's a guy who will represent the GOP well...

Several years ago...

Me: Hello?

Geraldo's producer: Hey, we're looking for people who have lost their homes in the fire and were wondering if someone could talk about how desperate the firefight is going?

Me: Well, we haven't lost any homes, all evacuations are lifted and we should have the fire contained in a few days. I'll be happy to find someone to talk to you about how were able to successfully protect lives and property.

Geraldo's producer: Um, thanks, but we're taking the show in a different direction. [click]