[FUNNY] IRC Conversations

Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> AzureDiamond> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


hahaha

 

mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

There are a few on there involving moestavern and myself...but I can't remember what they are right now.

 

Okay, found them. The last one I changed the names in the chat because I was afraid the bash.org people wouldn't accept too many entrees from the same people.


#11322 +(331)- [X]

<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing
<moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass p*rn
<RunninRaven> What did he say?
<moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com

#14843 +(188)- [X]

<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy **** from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can

#38284 +(1311)- [X]

<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<melipompous> lol
<JerryBeep> You b*stard.

 

Muhaha

 

Code:

#171987 +(8603)- [X]

<@Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<@Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<@RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<@Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<@RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

#368808 +(6900)- [X]

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<@Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

 

[Guest39859] Why yao not score?
[Guest28598] jvg stupid
[Guest23889] Why TMac hate yao?
[moestavern19] Hey, so a guy walks into a bar.
[mode +b dork!dufus@.lompocprison.com]
[DrOfDunk kick-bans moestavern19]
[Guest19858] Why am I banned on Clutchfans.net? I did nothing. Dunk? Unban me.
[DrOfDunk] Can't. Shut up. PBP is going on
[R2K] TaMC passes it to oyAO. out top. to refar. back to... damn, I can't type, somebody else do this
[Uprising] I got it R2k.
[R2K] lawl. cool.
[Uprising] TMac in to Yao.
[Uprising] Yao passes it to Head for 3. Miss.
[Uprising] reb batt
[Uprising] Out to Tmac
[Uprising] misses the ****
[mode +b typo!master@@.typosgotmebanned.com]
[DrOfDunk kick-bans Uprising]
[DrOfDunk] Damn, autokick got him. It's SHOT. SHOT. SHOT!! He does that every game. =/
[Guest11855] score?
[DrOfDunk] 35-28 Rox 4:35 2nd
[Guest11855] score?
[DrOfDunk] =|
[DrOfDunk] Timeout.
[private message - moestavern] dude.
[Guest11985] Is Yao in?
[DrOfDunk] no. resting on bench.
[Guest11985] ok thx.
[Guest11985] Is Yao in now?
[DrOfDunk] no.
[Guest11985] how about now?
[DrOfDunk] no.
[joe] mommy. i need to go wee wee.
[GoatEatingMidget] wth?
[Guest11985] jvg sux. phil jakcson better.
[Guest18588] Ni Hao
[DrOfDunk] Please keep conversations in English. Thanks.
[Guest18588] Dui Bu Qi
[DrOfDunk] =/
**R2K +m's channel

 

OMFG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

Apparently Uprising thought "[he] got it R2k."

 

This was pretty amusing, albeit long.

 

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
[Anubis] what fraud?
[Kadmium] You haven't heard about it?
[Anubis] no?
[Kadmium] You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
[Anubis] omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

 

LOLification, bejezuz... a little NSFW tag would have been nice for those who don't know... or maybe they can be part of the fraud...?

 

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

Haha, now that was some funny shot right there.

 

LOL. Pure gold, some of these.

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[anamexis> oh man
[anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
[anamexis> and it exploded
[anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
[anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
[anamexis> :<

 

#8102 +(7801)- [X]

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (**** you i didn't touch the mother****ing cookie, b****)
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#77904 +(7209)- [X]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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#329292 +(6581)- [X]

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
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#670375 +(5898)- [X]

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, ****

 

finalsbound!!


do you still have the chat logs from after the Suns game??

Im at work so I dont have it right here.

clean it up as you can and post it...that stuff was hilarious with you, kam, IROC, ATrain and T-Mac.


Doc.

/me +m this thread

 

erno< hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

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midi< if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail
midi< with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see
midi< him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater
midi< is indeed your bladder...
midi< (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
Squeedle] midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to
Squeedle] get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them
midi< squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if
midi< you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
midi< it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that?
Squeedle< well hey, what more can you ask for
hoche< o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you
hoche< can pee on me! o/~
Squeedle< schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of
Squeedle< others
midi< which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural
midi< selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win.

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zimalicious< size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it.
Ralp< But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?
Mattress< hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?