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  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    I got this from a spam email, and thought I'd pass it along:


    When it comes to E-mail addresses, it seems like many colleges and businesses
    tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial
    to either the beginning or end to make up an E-mail address. For example,
    Mary L. Ferguson is mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize
    the problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of people
    to choose from. Add to that a large database of company and college acronyms
    and you can see what can happen. . . . .

    The TOP TEN Actual E-mail Addresses:

    10. Helen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu
    9. Martha Elizabeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu
    8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd@dropdrawers.com
    7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme@iup.edu
    6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu
    5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com
    4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu
    3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin@bsu.edu
    2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com
    1. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock@tru.com

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    #1 Behad, Feb 8, 2001
  2. jamma34

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    LOL thats funny

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    people who are related dont have to look alike. my mom and dad dont resemble each other at all
     
    #2 jamma34, Feb 8, 2001
  3. BobFinn*

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    Well I just e-mailed Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com

    She e-mailed me back and said...


    <h1>GET LOST</h1>

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  4. heypartner

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    Richard Behad (Missing Younsters Non-Profit Organization)

    dickbehad@my.org
     
    #4 heypartner, Feb 8, 2001
  5. ChenZhen

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    hillarious b-had! [​IMG]


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    #5 ChenZhen, Feb 8, 2001
  6. Behad

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    LOL

    When I was chatting a lot more than I do now, I used to get tons of "behad" references.

    I'm not cheap, but I can behad"

    Along those lines......

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    #6 Behad, Feb 8, 2001
  7. Steve_Francis_rules

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    [​IMG]

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    Finding nowhere anyone as precious as one's own self.
    Since each and every person is so precious to themselves
    Let the self-respecting harm no other being. -from the Samyutta Nikaya
     
    #7 Steve_Francis_rules, Feb 8, 2001
  8. DEANBCURTIS

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    Hahaha, great stuff. [​IMG]

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    #8 DEANBCURTIS, Feb 8, 2001
  9. Rockets R' Us

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    LOL

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    #9 Rockets R' Us, Feb 8, 2001
  10. RunninRaven

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    One of my good friends at work has a last name of Graffagnino. His email address was graffag@nortelnetworks.com for a long time before he got them to change it.

    Of course, this example isn't as funny as the ones above.

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    #10 RunninRaven, Feb 8, 2001
  11. Smokey

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    What did you exactly say to her? I got your back [​IMG]


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  12. Francis3422

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    lol, all very amusing.

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    #12 Francis3422, Feb 10, 2001
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Here are two names in our database. I kid you not...

    Moronkeji Fagbemi

    Miga Faget




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    #13 PhiSlammaJamma, Feb 10, 2001
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