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Take her into the copy room during lunch and give it to her in the pooper.

 

This thread is officially closed with that remark.

 

It could be worse. I used to work with a girl who on my first day of work said the dirtiest thing I have ever heard. The conversation went something like this...

Jason (a fellow co-worker): "Fox, have you met Denise*?"
Me: "No. I haven't had the pleasure." (That's me doing my Bond routine, he he. This chick is SMOKING!!)
Denise: "Hey Fox, you know what I hate? What really pi$$es me off?"
Me (a little taken aback at this point, I thought his was going really well... but she seems really mad) "No, Denise, what would that be?"
Denise: "I really hate it when a guy I just met is ******* me in the *** and then pulls out and **** on my back. You're not that kind of guy, are you Fox?"



At this point she smiles and walks away leaving me and my overactive imagination left standing there, mouth agape.

*Names changed to protect... well... Me!

 

Finally!!!

 

In the words of the late, great Frank Zappa.....

 

That's okay, YoYao.

You will always be our little regret.

And summer song giver, I will give you two possible plans

(1) This refers to an old post of yours. Save up your award-winning flatulence for a couple of days, and then "accidentally" let loose when she drops by your desk/cubicle/garbage-truck/school-lunch-assembly-slot to flirt. I'm serious. Then say "I'm so sorry -- it's my spastic colon again! Just gets worse and worse."

(2) Change your wardrobe to something dorky. I suggest wearing polo shirts to work for a straight week.