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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Batman Jones, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. Batman Jones

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    Saw this in the upstairs men's room at Rudyard's. Each line written by a different guy:

    - Kill yourself and tell me what it's like
    - No, I won't.
    - You do it first.
    - I did it.
    - What was it like?
    - It was like Tron.
     
    #1 Batman Jones, Sep 10, 2002
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    haha


    -For a good time call 555-5555
    -Hey that's my number
    -No it's not
     
    #2 Ubiquitin, Sep 10, 2002
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    Kilroy was here.
     
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    on a wall in front of a urinal...

    "pee faster, we're men for goodness sake!"

    must have been a long line that day!

    :D
     
    #4 drapg, Sep 10, 2002
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    this was in a stall at a fast food restaurant...i think it was mcdonalds, forget. the wording might not be the same, but this is how i remember it being. i'm pretty sure every line was wrote by a different person.

    -be here 3:00 on july 5 for 200 dollars.
    -i'm here, where are you.
    -sorry, i was late.
    -when can i get the money.
    -never
    -huh?
     
    #5 3814, Sep 10, 2002
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    No graffiti made me laugh harder than the first time I saw the electric outlet 'ho at Rudyard's downstairs.
     
    #6 heypartner, Sep 10, 2002
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    A sign above one of the bathroom stalls at work (on our floor):

    (Picture of smiling toilet) If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
     
    #7 VesceySux, Sep 10, 2002
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    Another from Rudz (downstairs), which was apparently lifted from elsewhere, but which I first read as graffiti:

    Never judge a man til you walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's an *******, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
     
    #8 Batman Jones, Sep 10, 2002
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