My daughter asks me this all the time. Her favorite is Sleeping Beauty. Here's how I rank them... 1. Belle... she reads, she doesn't fall for a Ken doll, she's tough, and she makes major sacrifices without any knowledge of forthcoming rewards. 2. Jasmine... she's of her own mind, fights well, and doesn't take crap off of any guy. 3. Pocahontas... she's tough and she knows her way in the world. Points off for not being historically accurate and siding with forces that will destroy her way of life and cause her people to go extinct. 4. Ariel... independent and exhibits a certain scientific curiosity. Points off for falling so hard for a Prince that she endangers her whole civilization. 5. Sleeping Beauty... by default... she's so young (16) she doesn't have a chance to take control of her own life. All she does is live an idyllic life in the woods, goes to sleep, and then wakes up to her true love. Could be called stupid for playing with the spinning wheel, but I give her the benefit of the doubt as it's probably fate driven by the curse. Prince Philip is the toughest Prince, as he has to undergo several travails to win Sleeping Beauty... he's not a loser like Prince Charming. 6. Cinderella... does nothing to better herself, does nothing to improve her situation regarding the stepmother and stepsisters. Depends on magic and a Prince to rescue her from her life of misery. No backbone at all. 7. Snow White... stupid and weak. If you grow up in the palace, you better know how to deal with the intrigue. She's also scared for no reason in the woods. Stupidly talks to the old hag and eats the apple. Has to be rescued by the Prince. Only redeeming quality is that the animals like her.
1. Belle... Pros : Reasonably Attractive, Has a low tolerance for the French, Obviously has very low standards. Cons: Bookworm, Drama-Queen, Didn't smash the **** out of that annoying singing candle-stick when she had the chance. Overall : C 2. Jasmine... Pros: Good Looking, Wears Skimpy Clothing, Again... obviously has low standards. Cons: Talk about a b****... she's got an temper that would make me nervous that she'll sick that big ass tiger on me. Also just a little too slutty sometimes, obviously a girl who will use her advantages to get what she wants Overall : B 3. Pocahontas... Pros: Following the trend here, she'll fall for any scumbag with a little coin. Cons: Tree-Hugger, obviously a environmental activist, plus all that sneaking up on people would not be good for when I'm cheating on her. Overall : C- 4. Ariel... Pros: Very Attractive, especially should the curtain match the carpet if you know what I mean... the biggest upside here is A chick who can't speak! WTF more could a man ask for in life? Cons: Collecting all those antiques would really put a damper on my wallet, and the whole being half a fish kind of grosses me out, But she also seems like she's stuck up and will only settle for the rich, handsome Prince, so don't hold your gills for her. Overall : A- 5. Sleeping Beauty... Pros : Again, she's hot, and prone to sleep a long time so I can watch the game and the b**** won't make a ****ing sound Cons : All those lesbian fairies and witches ****ing with her life would really get on my nerves. Overall : B- 6. Cinderella... Pros : Again, She's pretty hot, and she could clean the house like a champ, Although I'm not too keen on all the singing and talking to mice. Cons : Low self esteem, Plus talk about in-laws from Hell, Plus she'd probably be dreaming about Horny Princes and **** well I was at work. Overall : C 7. Snow White... Pros : She can cook and clean, obviously will jump in anyone's bed. Cons : Again I don't like the whole pesky witch thing, plus her annoying singing, and not to mention she really ain't even close to being the fairest of them all. Overall : D
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Whoever the Beauty and the Beast women is, there is a flaw in the sequence of events of that story, and she should never pick the beast. I can't remember it right now. But I know their is a hole in that story. So I could never vote for her. I'll take Ariel.
you fish f***ers are sick. ever see that futurama when they go to atlanta (atlantis), and fry gets it on with a mermaid? "uh, what do i do now?" "well i lay my eggs over there and you fertilize them" (running out) "why couldnt it be the other way around with the fish part on top and the woman part on the bottom?" and i think your forgetting Esmerelda, (hunchback), she was a fox. edit: now that i think about it, whoever picked sleeping beauty is pretty sick too.
Let's see. Ariel - what do you mean does the carpet match the drapes? There is no carpet. That part is a fish tail. Belle - not above relationships with beasts. Sleeping Beauty - not much fun in bed Snow White - has a dwarf fetish A bunch of real winners. By the way, who is everyone's favorite Disney Prince? And did anyone else think that Prince Eric was an empty-headed idiot? So, if you don't like Ariel, she deserves what she gets. A guy who can fall in love with her based on absolutely no conversation... well, actually you guys might understand that. He wasn't capable of doing all that much himself. I think his dog was smarter.
I gotta go with Belle. You already know she is a little kinky because of the whole love affair with an animal. Not that I'm into that.....wait a minute...ok i feel dirty.
Jasmine hands down.... no challenge... i guess im a little partial to the skin color and geographical ties, but stilll she gots my vote all day everyday
