DWI

The odds of being pulled over even when you are hammered and driving are very slim.

No matter how "in control" and "not drunk" you think you are, the overwhelming odds are you don't get pulled over if you're driving within normal limits.

If you get pulled over, chances are more than likely - despite the sometimes justified distrust of the police - you're driving like you're under the influence.

(Unless you're DWB.)