1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

  2. ROCKETS GAMEDAY
    Just Dave flying solo tonight -- come join us for live postgame as the Rockets collapsed then came back to beat the Pelicans 107-105 Friday night!

    LIVE! ClutchFans on YouTube

Clean the Pipes?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Real Shady, Sep 16, 2005.

?

Do you?

  1. Yes

    29 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. No

    29 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. The Real Shady

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2000
    Messages:
    17,175
    Likes Received:
    3,972
    Do you clean the pipes before any big date?

    Has some good points, but also has it's drawbacks. You better be confident that you will have a really good time with them or else it will make for one long boring evening.
     
  2. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    18,452
    Likes Received:
    122
    Ooooh, this is going to be a good thread....I can feel it!!! :D
     
  3. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    8,611
    Likes Received:
    2,792
    I clean 'em every day.....whether they need it or not.
     
  4. MartianMan

    MartianMan Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2005
    Messages:
    1,745
    Likes Received:
    3
    Cleanliness is Godliness
     
  5. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2001
    Messages:
    15,392
    Likes Received:
    2,158
    And god is empty, just like me.


    I hope you were going for a pumpkins reference there and I'm not just way off.


    I'm married, but I don't think I would ever clean the pipes before a big date or going out. I'd just want to fall asleep. :D
     
  6. tim562

    tim562 Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2004
    Messages:
    4,499
    Likes Received:
    199
    LOL, this is the greatest thread ever. :D
     
  7. Davidoff

    Davidoff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    5,643
    Likes Received:
    9
    HAHA.. when I think "Clean the Pipes" I think taking a dump.. Have I ever fired off a warning shot before a big date.. No
     
  8. coma

    coma Member

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2001
    Messages:
    3,347
    Likes Received:
    10
    No. Nothing beats that 'when will it stop spewing' look on her face.
     
  9. macalu

    macalu Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2002
    Messages:
    16,950
    Likes Received:
    846
    i don't think he wanted you to clean your pipes while reading this thread. ;)
     
  10. Isabel

    Isabel Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    4,667
    Likes Received:
    58
    actually, for people of certain preferences and persuasions, I've heard that's exactly what they do...

    This phrase is new to me, so I assume... you mean like in "Something About Mary"?
     
  11. The Real Shady

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2000
    Messages:
    17,175
    Likes Received:
    3,972
    LOL... no doubt.

    Or that 'jeez that was quick' look. :)
     
  12. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
    Messages:
    20,636
    Likes Received:
    16,062
    can't say that I need to do that one.
     
  13. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    18,452
    Likes Received:
    122
    DAMMIT! YOU PEOPLE NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN!!!!

    :eek: :D
     
  14. Pipe

    Pipe Member

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2001
    Messages:
    1,300
    Likes Received:
    115
    What kind of question is that???

    Not being a professional athlete, I don't refer to myself in the third person often, but OF COURSE I CLEAN EVERYTHING!!!!

    Thanks for asking. ;) :D :cool:
     
  15. Summer Song Giver

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2000
    Messages:
    6,343
    Likes Received:
    209
    [​IMG]

    THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN
     
  16. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 1999
    Messages:
    34,143
    Likes Received:
    1,038
    I thought this was about cleaning a house pipe because my laundry pipe is backed up and I was hoping for some helpful information. :D
     
  17. I am a Donut

    I am a Donut Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2003
    Messages:
    1,104
    Likes Received:
    700
    vacum cleaner hose :)
     
  18. lost_elephant

    lost_elephant Member

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2003
    Messages:
    3,183
    Likes Received:
    138
    this is a common practice? i've only heard in movies about cleaning the pipe before a big date.
     
  19. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2005
    Messages:
    5,484
    Likes Received:
    2
    hmm..... for some reason, I actually thought this to be a plumbing thread


    and yes to both
     
  20. PhiSlammaJamma

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 1999
    Messages:
    30,180
    Likes Received:
    8,176
    I don't' do any cleaning, but sometimes I wonder if I should, cause sometimes I'm on a date, it gets a little worked up, and I'll be sitting there in a movie theater or something, for 2.5 hours, and it like cramps up in my jeans. But there's no where for it to go, so sometimes I'm like, maybe I should give it a little stretch or something before hand. Cause 2.5 hours is a long ass time. It's like not going pee for a few days. But I have never done that cleaning. Maybe i should.
     

Share This Page