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Caption Game: Mortar

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    [​IMG]
    actual caption: U.S. President George W. Bush points to the sky as he
    is shown a mortar while touring Fort Drum, New York,
    July 19, 2002. At left is New York Governor George Pataki.
    REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
     
  2. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    "Can I see the moon with this thing?"
     
  3. drapg

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    does this end point to the sky?
     
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    He he...I once saw Wile E. Coyote get into one of these things. That coyote is one rascally fella. I really like how he ties those jets to his back and tries to catch The Roadrunner. Hehe...yeah...that's a good show...he he.
     
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    "Aargh, aargh, aargh!!"
     
  6. jello77

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    lol...we have a winner
     
  7. Ubiquitin

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    Dubya-"What's that?"
    Gov-"Well sir that's a Mortar"
    Dubya-'Mordur?"
    Gov-"Um, Yes sir a Mordur"
    Dubya-"I like things"
    Gov-"I know sir."
    Dubya-"Where'd it go? The Mordur?"
    Gov-"Well sir, it blew up."
    Dubya-"Really? Well then I should gather a huge coaltion, this is terrorism at it's worst"
    Gov-"What was terrorism, sir?"
    Dubya-"THIS is why I am president govna, I know terrorism in all forms."
     
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    "We don't need a space program. One of those hemo... uh, ass-teroids, comets to hit the eert... uh, planet, well, we'll blow it up with THIS damn thing. Good team, tha Comets. (where's my hello-copter!)"
     
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    Can I see the White House with this thing?:eek:
     
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    "I wanna know if I can see Bill Clinton with this thing?!" "I think Clinton and Bin Laden are having some kind of..."
     
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    Unbeknownst to the President and his entourage, the 35th platoon of evil smiling commandos continues to advance.
     
    #11 fadeaway, Jul 21, 2002
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    "If it's pointing this way, which way does it go?"
     

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