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Caption Game: Hakeem Style

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Nov 7, 2001.

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  1. Baqui99

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    Rockets Fan: "Hakeem, can you really play the guitar?"

    Hakeem: "BEELEEVE EET!"
     
    #1 Baqui99, Nov 7, 2001
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    "I'm going to continue to play guitar, just not here!"
     
    #2 rockHEAD, Nov 7, 2001
  3. Baqui99

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    Damn, RH, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!!!! Ahhh, summer nights.....
     
    #3 Baqui99, Nov 7, 2001
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    ahh good times...good times...
     
    #4 red, Nov 7, 2001
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    Hakeem is coming to terms with his latest injury.

    Hakeem awoke one morning last week with a pen growing out of his right hand and a guitar from his left hand.
     
    #5 SmeggySmeg, Nov 7, 2001
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    Those captions are great.

    I have a quick question is that RocketsBall guy back on ebay b/c I noticed that pic was from his site?
     
    #6 Johnny Rocket, Nov 7, 2001
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    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    "I forget is it Akeem, or Hakeem?"
     
    #7 DaDakota, Nov 8, 2001
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    I think Rocketball is back under a different name. There are like a bazillion of these Hakeem auto guitars on ebay everytime I look. Personally I cant understand why the hell would anyone want a Hakeem autograph guitar? :confused:

    I mean I highly doubt anyone is going to be scramming for a Bon Jovi autograph basketball! :cool:
     
    #8 R0ckets03, Nov 8, 2001
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    hakeem Guitarhands
     
    #9 SmeggySmeg, Nov 8, 2001
  10. SirCharlesFan

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    what in the...


    did we ever find out if that ebay guy is a fraud or not? theres 5 million hakeem olajuwon autographed guitars on ebay...
     
    #10 SirCharlesFan, Nov 8, 2001
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    Caption Game:

    Hakeem: Wat is E Beigh?

    Rocketball: Just shutup and sign already!! Dang why do you ask so many questions? Why are you taking so long to sign just one? Cant you spell it right?

    Hakeem: I neeed to FOCKASS rite now
     
    #11 emoreland, Nov 8, 2001
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    "You mean you don't want me to play Big Rock Candy Mountain?"
     
    #12 DEANBCURTIS, Nov 8, 2001
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    Would you jump at the chance for a Bon Jovi anything? :rolleyes:
     
    #13 HayesStreet, Nov 8, 2001
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    Hi, My name is Hakeem.

    I am here to offer you one of the greatest deals ever.

    For only 41 payments of 19.95 I will show you how to play guitar like a crazy nigerian.

    Yes you heard right, only 19.95. You too will get a big head and believe that you are the best guitar player in the world.

    Oh, and the first 10 callers will get an autographed Dreamshake guitar and some Hakeem Olajuwon bottled water.

    Money back guarantee if you can't play Hakuna-Matata in 4 weeks.
     
    #14 Sonny, Nov 8, 2001
  15. IVFL

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    Okay I will just sign right here. . . what the. . . . . why is Charles Barkleys name already on here?
     
    #15 IVFL, Nov 8, 2001
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