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Aussie Olympic Joke

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SmeggySmeg, Sep 18, 2000.

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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course", says the man proudly.

wait for it

The wife responds really,

"Why don't you wear Silver, it would be
nice if you came second for a change!".

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Discombobulation Imminent

#1 SmeggySmeg, Sep 18, 2000

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