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Me! Everyone's probably surprised at that, but Ferdinand has to work that night. It's just as well. He probably gets out of it that way. He...
Lenny Kravitz really is full of s**t. :D (I know, too easy. I shouldn't have even said it.)
Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (Haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell...
He eats too much.... he drinks too much.... Too much....
Sometimes horrible accidents just happen. I saw in the news where someone had two little boys and he got out of the car with the three-year-old....
You know you've gotten a little too into the fetishes when... your blow-up doll has to be dressed in a certain outfit.
My second cousin was killed the same way... he was 16 and his friends were messing around with a gun. Either they didn't know it was loaded or...
This is bad, but... I hate that I didn't get to get in just one post in that thread before it got the inevitable lock. :D It was just too funny....
I used to have the traditional limits, or so I thought... then there is the infamous story of Ferdinand and Isabel, who got together at ages 32...
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here... wait, yes, you can.
:eek: :eek: :eek: eeewwww!!!!! The added benefit, of course, being that lots of his fellow contestants get up and leave because they can't...
Hey, in a lot of cases, it's true. And you know what "M.S." is, right? More of the Same. And a Ph.D.? Piled Higher and Deeper....
It's probably a cultural thing... just like some cultures like beards on men's faces. As for shaving the beard on the clam, well, aside from the...
My mother had some lessons, but wasn't able to take for that many years because she usually lived out in the country with no one around. She...
My recommendations: I don't like the Suzuki method - if I understand correctly, they de-emphasize reading music. I think it will make things...
Gotta love the "beehive" on your mother-in-law. Yep, definitely 60's. :D
Stood in line to shake hands with Barbara Bush once because my friend made me do it. I don't know if it really counts as meeting since she looked...
Maybe discuss your preferences ahead of time... steer the conversation toward it and happen to bring it up. She might shave if she knows she...
people are doing taxes? They're not due for another 3 months! :D
Not to bring this into D&D territory, but... sometimes people seem to think that a business is being intentionally racist just because they don't...
