Welcome Home Terrence Jones

Terrible offense for Houston

 

Would have rather given a 10 day to Anthony Randolph or Perry Jones. Rockets need length and D at 4/5 spot.

 

Have we slipped into a parallel universe? Apparently.

 

I would say alternate.

 

This is hilarious.

 

Rockets front office has given up this year. Might as well tank now at a shot for Williamson.

 

Next: Smooveeeee.

 

Oh wow this is real....

 

I'm drunk and I honestly thought this was some old thread bump. What is going on? Is this truly reality? What did we do to deserve this?

 

does this guy can play small forward? why don't sign zach Randolph or nick young or house? Another 10 days contract sucks for a USA team player, MDA will not use that guy. Why sign for him? There is no uplift to Houston

 

I mean, can he be worse than Nene at the backup 5? I recall him pretty decent on the boards, but that was with Dmo boxing out for him.

 

Start TJones.

 

Alternate, parallel, or another term used more often these days than in the past, the multiverse. Regardless, this seems unreal. T-Jones? Brought back from the dead. We have entered the Zombie Apocalypse.

By the way. The Zombies, still around and touring, what's left of them, are playing the Mohawk, a club on Red River here in Austin, on March 2nd. Beware of T-Jones. He may try to sneak to Austin for some "fun." The homeless shelter is a few blocks away.

He doesn't have to make the trip, however. The Zombies play Houston a few days earlier on 2/27 at a club, maybe in the Heights? Supposed to be good, if ancient. That's what my sweetie says to me, albeit, a little differently. "Deck, you're ancient, but good, in a non-zombie, chemically enhanced sort of way." Bless her heart.

 

I actually thought this was some historical post that someone dug up. Comical.

 

Beat me to it. That is exactly what I was thinking when I saw the title.

 

You, being a man of the people, must help protect the homeless from the tyranny of a Terrence Jones. We place our hope in you.

 

I shall do what I can and leave my good cane at home, teak with an ivory handle from India in 1965 (lots of elephants then). I have one to rumble with.

I'll be on the lookout. My eyes are fine.

 

Maybe he has matured enough to contribute? He has the skills and physical attributes to be successful but lacked maturity and smarts.

[runs for cover]

 

Terrance Jones is a replicant who was out to hunt down a rogue one called D-Mo. He chased D-Mo all the way to the other side of the world only to be banished by the evil empire. D-Mo is still alive and well there, no expiration date in sight.

 

That's an optimistic take that I don't mind reading. I still think it's bizarre, but maybe he'll do more than filling a roster spot for a few days. I'm not holding my breath, though.