I had an idiot doing the keyboard bully nonsense earlier and promised I'd call him out on it. He didn't stop, so here we are. I'm not going to name him yet, mainly because he doesn't have any real status here. My point is we've known each other in real life, much as I have with others. Many that initially that FFB was a troll. I might've been the first "troll" but nobody knew it... I can ****ing guarantee I was the first to popularize "Meh." My name started from a "Simpsons" episode. I was fatty fatfat. Then Heypartner and others did a sig bet. I lost, and was renamed FFB. I liked the new name, so I kept it. That's my online life: I've been banned here far more than anyone ever will, but Clutch always lets me back in. He knows I'm a dick. But he also knows I'm a die hard Rockets fan. Always will be. Best part about knowing folks like me? We WILL offend, but we always have your back. At least from what I know. FUN FACT: I was raising an infant when I started here. He is now on Scholarship at Arkansas on a Concerto major. Disclosure: He did all of it on his own, but he is far better than I was at 19, responsibility-wise
Are you the guy that was reading some book on public transportation when a p*rn star came on to you? That’s like the greatest story ever.
Oh Jim, thank you. Everyone who wants to know what triggered him, it was me. You can read the thread in all of it's glory on my Facebook if you so choose (jump to the "This is Fine" gif nested comments for the good stuff). Quick highlights, he actually "threatened" to blast me on CF, lol... never change, FFB. But here's my favorite... I'm getting that one cross stitched by someone on etsy to hang on my bathroom wall. I truly am heartbroken that I don't have status here. Please press "F" to pay respects.
Ironic, considering Fatty went out of his way to make fun of or critique a lot of what I posted for quite a while. Not sure what to think of his weird little thread...
For the record, everyone who lost the "Langhi Moniker Bet" actually won. Griffin never played SF. Of course, Rudy had plans for him as a Stretch 4, ala Horry. But we were all so excited about the trade, that we ended the bet then and there. And the media, Clutch and everyone was calling him our next SF. Everyone was super glad to lose or win the bet, and all "losers" were happy in a celebratory way to change their monikers. Good times.
Cliff notes: He has a habit of posting short condescending comments when he disagrees with something I post on Facebook (Global Warming, Economy, Trump, etc.), without ever offering any real evidence to back up his claims. After several years of letting him get away with it unchallenged, I refused to let him have the last word... and drunken hilarity ensued... culminating with him saying he could kick my ass, and that he'd out me on Clutch Fans. I had no intention of bringing a stupid FB argument to CF, but FFB gotta FFB.
Part of why I don't do Facebook. Too many stupid and/or drunken arguments result from it and cause real life rifts.
No rift from me, it's just a stupid argument. Although I will hold it against him for saying I don't have any "real status" here on ClutchFans. I'm not sure how I'll ever get over that betrayal. #ClutchLivesMatter
So we have a couple of middle aged white guys that are moderately successful and moderately intelligent arguing with each other over Facebook about politics and coming across as douche bags. Whatever... keep it on Facebook, it is just painfully pathetic.
Oh, I can assure you this is not worth your time at all. Jokes on you! I am modestly successful and slightly intelligent at best.
Brad is simply a weird guy looking for acknowledgement. Today he got it. Unfortunately, he is a typical loser in every other facet. I'd apologize, but he rubbed me the wrong way once too often, and we have mutual friends. Good luck IT Brad...
Nothing says "looking for acknowledgement" quite like a thread titled, "The Story of (Me)" that no one was asking for. Seriously... Nah, you're not looking for acknowledgement. I must be crazy. Nah, tacos are life. And here I thought he was "just kidding."
