Peleton

I'M OUTRAGED!

Now I have to add these sh!tty Peloton commercials to my list of annoyingly sh!tty commercials. Now joining every single pharmaceutical commercial and the LiMu Emu...it's the annoying as fsck Peloton commercials. F U Kyleena! F U Doug and avian a-hole! F U privileged white women!



Damn...I feel better.

 

Can I riff?

 

The lady in the commercial is very pretty.

If she stayed off that bike and ate a steak or two she might grow some T&A

 

All the outraged women would probably prefer this bike instead

 

Damn! A mechanical penis coming out of the seat of an exercise gizmo. Will the wonders of science never end?

 

Dude I'm laughing with tears in my eyes, this **** ****ing funny

 

Its a cold world, grab a sweater lol

 

I dunno about the outrage, I just thought the commercial was incredibly lame.

 

lol liked this line

 

I'm not gonna lie, this woman seemed like she was scared to death throughout that commercial. The "she said my name" part had me laughing, too.

 

Some people can be lean and not actually healthy. So exercise is generally always good. I watched the commercial without any background info and thought it was ok. Didn't see the outrage until it was pointed out. I'm pretty sure folks are upset a stationary bike costs over 2000 USD.

 

The Stockholm Syndrome chick is smoking hot.

 

I just ride my spin bike at home while watching Rockets games. I stand and climb hard on fast breaks.

 

This is so dumb. All the outrage about it is dumb. All the guys on twitter saying "Buying your wife exercise equipment is offensive" are dumb.

Are these people in real marriages?

In real marriages you give each other gifts that the other one wants. My wife doesn't care about Peleton but if she did she would absolutely be cool with that being her Christmas present. People like that stuff. People like gifts that they like.

 

Cleverly disguised "I can drop $2500 on metal and wires that'll collect dust in the garage for 15 years" post.

 

Haha wrong. I would NOT spend $2500 on the Peleton. I think it's ridiculous and am thankful that my wife doesn't care about it.

The "outrage" isn't about it being expensive though it's about it being "wrong" for a man to buy his wife an exercise bike. That's just dumb. I definitely know people who love Peleton because of social media and would love to get that as a gift.

 

Man... the only time I ever see spin bikes outside of the gym, in real life, they're in garages or closets collecting dust. They are an eyesore.