Some of us just value our privacy. It has nothing to do with our self image, whether we shave our chests, or just shave the part on loan to our significant other several times a week. I think you're making it all rather complicated, and it doesn't need to be. Might want to consider going to the gym and pounding a punching bag. Better than trying to pound people in the GARM, in my humble opinion.
Scanned thread. Lol ing at the propspect of this: CF poster: "Hi honey, welcome home from work. I know you've probably had a long day but can I ask a favor?" Wife: Sure hun what is it? CF: well, I am having an argument on one of my message boards and I need your help to settle it. Wife: ok... CF: I need you to be alone with me and one other guy in a room to see which one of us you would go home with. Wife: daFUQ? Now let's suspend disbelief for a moment and say she agrees. This is how ivy imagines it will go: Ivy: *immediately rips shirt off* Wife: looks at husband like what daFUQ?! Ivy: check out my hot shaven BOD! I dont even lift! Im not fat it's just a hernia! I kill on Tinder! Now, do you wanna go home with your fake ass husband or do you want me to make you touch those toes? I am trying to imagine this even in sitcom/stupid comedy movie and it still seems too ridiculous.
Testosterone levels melting what little brain I have left... My wife says "eww". You coming for her too? ***reaches for merkin in self-defense... will post pix later.
SIck burns... what is it called when only side in a pissing contest even remotely gives a ****? Must be a word for that.
Clearly if Harden had shaved his chest hair like SIL said, we would still be playing. Wasn't a real man out there.
