Is this the worst way to die?

Next you hear, dudes will be getting taken out by Explosive Swirlies and Nuclear Noogies

 

Best one liners I've seen so far:

-That's death by assphyxiation.

-Looks like they have all the facts straight. Should be a brief trial.

-I think this stems from these two characters being products of skid row.



*I didn't make those up, but they're great.

 

Death by snoosnoo

 

I guess you can call it a Wedgie of Mass Destruction.

Phew...waited so long out of respect for the victim.

 

Too soon.

 

Picked the wrong day to start wearing underwear...